"The Guardian"





juandbag: Jesus Christ Insomniac


Mr_Grant: "Spare some lasagna, friend?" "Out of my way!"


Spatch: Gesundheit.


DuCkTaPe010: I am Sci-Fi... so kick me.


Mr_Grant: When 1957 Volvos take steroids


Callie21V: Princess Di's outreach effort to schoolyard bullies was foredoomed to end in tears.


Mr_Grant: Rhys-Davies rips off his false beard to reveal... 24 chins!


Callie21V: capaqu was unfortunate enough to dine at Red Lobster during SpaceTime's shift. "EAT A..."


Mr_Grant: Donna Karan’s new “Mullah” collection of Iranian-inspired fashions. Veil optional.


Mr_Grant: "Will I 'hold it against' you? What? Is that supposed to be some kind of joke? I don’t get it. Do you think I’m dumb?"


Mr_Grant: The "neighbors" stop by to throw the new International Space Station a housewarming party.


Mr_Grant: "I didn't say 'Simon says!'"


Agent_Moldy: "Say, you're Scary Spice, right?" "Ginger." "Really?" "Really." "You sure you're not Scary Spice?"


Callie21V: The “cappers” stop by to throw the returning screengrab a homecoming party.


amycamus: May, 2001. The Kudzu Line reaches southern Pennsylvania. Canadians begin to sweat.


alexgariepy: Meanwhile, somewhere in Hull, Quebec...


Callie21V: "John Rhys-Davies' stomach. The planet Saturn. Dare to compare!"


Spatch: Codename for UPN's new fall lineup.


Callie21V: Looks like Buffoon's ex-wife's heart could use a little dusting...


Spatch: "Listen, Joanie, me and the Fonz have important things to do without little sisters getting in the way!"


amycamus: "You're kinda cute, I'll give you that. But lose the stilts and rubber nose, 'kay?"


alexgariepy: Jerry O'Connell stars in "ID, the Inter Dimensional."


Spatch: "Hail and well met, Lando of Bespin!"


Vendebar: Diego Rivera's masterpiece: 'Gobbled Up By The Lolliwinks.'

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