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 TheDiva: "Okay, according to my GPS system... we're on another world that doesn't have GPS yet."  TheDiva: So that's where I put my planet necklace...  LauraPowers85: *gasp* Ator?!?! ATOR! elKapitan: "I don't know, it just keeps blinking 12:00:00..."  TheDiva: "Now let's go get those witches!" "Wait! Goodman Cooper has a broom!" "He's a witch! Get him!"  Dita DuPave: How Shannen Doherty swallows a lemon.  Indomitus: RIP Kari's Implants 1989-2002 gleeb: "Welcome. I see most of you have thought long and hard about your entries for this year's Phallic Objects exhibition."  Dita DuPave: Hey, the Flaming Eye of Sauron has a creamy center!  Coakley: Eccentric inventor with comical gizmos and machines prior to the industrial age... check.  The Seer: "Q-ball, didn't I tell you to watch where you point the tiiiiiiiiiiiiimerrrrrrrrrr..."  AlexGariepy: He used Dentyne Ice on that forcefield.  The Seer: Chicken Run II:  AlexGariepy: "Herrre radioactive spider... come out come out wherever you are..."  elKapitan: The Amish roll out the dirt carpet for the sliders.  Dita DuPave: Selma Blair and Hellboy had a baby!  TheDiva: Not an actress, more of an actress substitute.  CaptionFreak: Is this the episode where what's-her-face becomes a stripper? MuscleBabe Lover: Wait a second, CaptionFreak... you mean she has a face?  AlexGariepy: And with the closing of the jacket, the ratings vanished as swiftly as they had arrived.  AntiHero: "Huh-huh huh, his name is Gonad!"  Indomitus: Whittling a carving knife, tonight on Moebius Strip Theater.  elKapitan: "Quinn is on second. Wade steps in at the plate. The set. The pitch. Wade slaps one down the rightfield line! Quinn rounds third and is heading for home! The rightfielder comes up with the ball and fires to homeplate! Quinn slides- HE'S SAFE!!"  Indomitus: This is WAY more O'Connell than any screen should hold at one time.  TheDiva: Person unfamiliar with modern technology nearly gets killed by walking into the path of the blazingly fast metal chariots... check.  AlexGariepy: "Hey, look! A sideways dodectuple-amputee jellyfish!"  AntiHero: Coming this fall to FOX: "Who Wants to Trade Places With My Amish Midget Husband Who Isn't Really a Millionaire?"  LauraPowers85: Tiny handcuffs! Those Keebler elves are sick little bastards.  elKapitan: If you hit the SAP button you'll go to an all-Spanish-speaking Earth.  Indomitus: Who deflated Della Reese?  GlitterRock: Kari Wuhrer's spread her legs so much on direct-to-video erotica, one of them's finally fallen off!  AlexGariepy: So painfully naïve, he even takes the concept of wide-eyed innocence literally.  MissGoogie: "I'm sorry, but could you please repeat what you just said? And speak more directly at the flowers this time too."  GlitterRock: "Whoa, man, I knew you were a sh*thead, but still....."  AlexGariepy: "I'll give you these if you can show the camera the PEPSI name on that cola!"  Indomitus: She's just keeping them warmed up. She has a meeting with the producer later.  AntiHero: Jason X on a Jason III budget.  daupstart: "Ninja Hospital. Tonight on FOX!"  TheDiva: The Mount Rushmore of lousy acting.  AlexGariepy: "Sci-Fi logo! Hi, nice to meet you!"  LauraPowers85: She needs to go back and tell the fake tanning people that they forgot to do her other leg.  LauraPowers85: "Whatareyoudoing?!?! I need that for my drug test!"  TheDiva: "I'm getting a late-breaking report from award winning news anchor Colin Mochrie. Colin, can you hear us?"  MissGoogie: Even Mrs. Gingrich wasn't interested in the Newt Gingrich Inflatable Love Doll... even though it would have given her more action than her husband.  MuscleBabe Lover: Looks like someone painted a skull and stuck some eyes and a wig on it.  AlexGariepy:  AlexGariepy: "Dude, do that chittering thing you do again! That ruled!"  LauraPowers85: When Cabbage Patch Dolls age.  elKapitan: "You're a dirty little Amish boy, aren't you? You like being naughty, don't you? You want me to churn your butter, don't you?"  elKapitan: "Next, on FOX:  LauraPowers85: "PIGGYBACK RIDE!!!!" "AAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!"  Indomitus: Remmy cops a feel; Maggie feels a cop. |
