Mr_Grant: Cheese replaces uranium in the French nuclear program. NurseNoir: ...and another disgusted man empties a chamber pot onto Leonardo DiCaprio... amycamus: The sad, sad results of harvesting severed hands for the McSweeney's lifetime subscription bonus. Splarka: "Stand back buster, I know Kung F.U.!" amycamus: Wow - where'd they even FIND twins like that?? Callie21V: "Do not peer intently at Happy Fun Ball." amycamus: Ah yes, my old neighborhood in Los Angeles... Splarka: Gene Hackman IS Kryten IN "Red Dwarf Mexico" Splarka: "Hey, you've got prosthetic bumps on your forehead! It must be The Future!" SpaceToast: "Come on in, kids; milk and cookies! I'll lay down some cover fire for you if you're pinned down." LadyKhaos6308: An early concept for 'Charlie's Angels.' Splarka: "...y'know, maybe I should've poked some holes in the potato first." Splarka: "We promise at least one major weather disaster killing millions every week! ...even if we have to cause it." Dog_Star: "Awwwww, does Wemmy wanna widdle kiss? I fink he do-o-o-es!" Hahahathatisooofunny: "HEY HEY HEY... I FAAAAAAAT ALBERT!!!" UnReality: "Eat bread! What? Oh. Lead. Eat lead. And bread, too. Lead on bread. With spicy mustard! And death!" |