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 HenryBemis: "Hmmm...that's why prices are so high, someone turned the production valve down"----and so an idiot Iraqi saves the day.  stickman_loser: Now for some reason, I just don't get the impression that he's the 'Spring Faire' kinda guy...  Nereus: The Fox Network presents, "When Intel Bunnies Attack!"  stickman_loser: "You know, I've had a really lousy day. Since we're sliding in two minutes.... Well, I think I'm gonna go kill a guy."  JoeCrow: Who knew..... DarkMan was really Helen Reddy.  HenryBemis: Man, God throws a wicked curveball.  HenryBemis: "Amazing! The guy sniffed out this cafeteria from 5 miles away!"  Generik: "I'd like a plate of crawfish THIS big!" "Hmph. Dream on, big guy..."  HenryBemis: A world of only rice cakes... and Arturo goes slowly insane.  stickman_loser: "Yeah... uh... don't panic or anything... It's not like we dropped our Ebola samples out the window, or anything..."  Mr_Grant: Remmy is thrown into the world’s only Frank Lloyd Wright-designed prison.  HenryBemis: "Yesss...I knew I sensed marinated pork knuckles. Quick boy, fill your pockets!"  Mr_Grant: Wasting away again in Margaritaville.  HenryBemis: Special appearance by Mel Brooks as "Health Nut #2"  HenryBemis: "Now show me where he touched you." "Do I have to be lying down for this?"  thesilentchild: "Hey, aren't you that monster that swallowed a television?"  Nereus: "All right, I admit it. I bought the yellow tie to go with the yellow shirt because I want to look like Regis."  Occupant: "It's no use. You still look like John Rhys-Davies." "Dang!"  thesilentchild: That weekend, Charles finally decided to clean his garage.  Hinermad: "Your hair looks different." "I got drunk & passed out in the steet. Then a paving crew came by and spread tar on my head." "I like it."  Falcor2000: Awwww, how sweet, she still sleeps with the teddy-arm she was given as a child.  Mr_Grant: Christian Slater’s too-identical twin sister, Christina.  Nereus: "Doctor! When you said you wanted to test my stamina, I had no idea..."  Falcor2000: "This map is a giant scratch-and-sniff sticker. Try not to touch New Jersey."  Falcor2000: "Professor, I thought you ordered pizza." "I did. But the delivery boy was so beefy, i just had to turn him into a casserole."  MasterTorgo: YEAH!!! The crew from "Lexx" is going to be tortured!!!!  thesilentchild: And now for the Harrison Bergeron world Olympics...  Hinermad: A taxi with a zipper - this disturbs me. |
