"Greatfellas," Vol. 2

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Recall317: It's the old "walk into the telephone pole" gag!	Onelinerz: The only thing holding Harry back from being the best hit man in the world was his total lack of depth perception...	Mr_Grant: Symbolic representation of the Bush tax cut.	Onelinerz: Before camouflaged clothing, man's attempts at hiding were disastrous.
SuperGeko: Only Tony Danza yelling "Yo!" in the background would make this scene more Italian.	SuperGeko: "And now he wants your vote for Überman leader for life! Zieg heil!"	jebus: "Don't worry, Morty -- a little 'snip snip' and it's all over."	Thismeanssomething: The Old As Hell Indiana Jones Chronicles
Thismeanssomething: "Sorry I'm late, y'all. I had to figure out which of the six cars parked on my front lawn actually runs."	bugwber: "I decorated it with a Viagra / Quaalude motif..."	Onelinerz: Unable to control his facial expresions, Scott was mocked, friendless, and naked from the waist down... actually, maybe it wasn't the face thing.	questor: "Lapdance, not lampdance, you twit!"
questor: Hilary Swank in another role that will make you think you're a little gay.	Mr_Grant: Tonight, on "Underage Drinking Disguise Techniques"...	questor: Early attempts to clone Dan Blocker resulted in a puddle of goo in a ten gallon hat.	Recall317: "Mustard, ketchup...hold the rat tail..."
Blinker: Fleeing her double's murder rap, Maggie goes undercover as an eighty-year-old man. [pause] It almost worked...	butteredtoast: "Can I offer you two a pencil? It has my name on it!"	Mr_Grant: PUMAT between Val Kilmer, David Duchovny and Jonny Quest.	muncle: This is what happens when you mistake a taser for your phone.
bugwber: . o O ( Hmm... what special interest groups can I piss off with this album, and still garner a Grammy nomination? )	Callie21V: Surrealist Theatre's "Phantom of the Tropicana."	tin_of_whoopass: "Shall we have a glass of Jet-Dry with dinner?" "Ooh, yes, I've been wanting to try the new Jet-Dry 'Blush'."	Mr_Grant: "Don't worry, Mr. McGoohan, we're sworn to maintain the artistic integrity of the original in our new film version of 'The Prisoner.' Oh, one question: since I have the jacket and all, can I play Number Six?"
amycamus: New blocks on the kids.	butteredtoast: "Tired of having to put water in your coffee maker every single morning? Well now you don't have to! Our product will walk over to the sink and do it for you!"	questor: Never lick the jelly jar at the Dahmer house.	JAUSTRALIS: "Hi! We're the mob... We're old though, so instead of breaking your kneecaps, ya mind if we just maybe bitch slap ya a few times?"
Mr_Grant: A meeting of the Society of People Who Will Benefit From The Tax Cut. "Roll call is finished, sir. All present and accounted for."	bugwber: "YOU MUST, YOU MUST, YOU MUST INCREASE YOUR BUST!"	bugwber: The stunning new video from A Flock Of Seagulls, "Just Bought Me A Lexus".	Mr_Grant: o/` 'cause they're Rembrandts! Identical Rembrandts, and you'll find / They walk alike they talk alike / they even say "say WHAT?" alike... o/`
questor: Jolene Blalock and Roy G. Biv at the prom.	bugwber: "Oh, shit! Here comes Bill Murray again!"	Mr_Grant: Oh hey, you know that guy who models for pictures you get when you buy a picture frame? He's running for President.	AnyChan: "Tracy... I am your father."