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 Callie21V: Rocket J. Squirrel goes live-action. Universal Studios shares plummet.  alexgariepy: I'll solve the puzzle!  alexgariepy: Mickey Rooney: P.I.!  Generik: That ought to be a quick two or three minutes...  alexgariepy: The latest WTO protest.  MrAtomik: WOW - the Sliders are really desperate for cash in this episode!  GlitterRock: Priceline.com: The Musical...  Generik: Placido Domingo, tired of sharing the stage with those other two bastards, has just swallowed them both. "Now *I'm* the Three Tenors!! ME!!!!"  GlitterRock: *at a sperm bank, through muffled teeth* "I'd like to make a deposit, please."  Loodvig: Grampa tried to toast an Eggo again...  tree_hugger: "Now hold on... the itsy bitsy spider goes where?"  Generik: "So-called psychotics? I'm sick to death of them." "Norman!!" "Coming, mother."  GlitterRock: "...wearing the latest from the Clark Kent Phone Booth Collection for Men..."  tree_hugger: "It's legal, honey -- I really did bet you in a game of poker. Meet your new husband!"  tree_hugger: "Mine! Mine! The Hormel's all MINE!!"  GlitterRock: "Miss Welles, go over and get that half-eaten donut from the garbage..."  GlitterRock: "... and next in the Ocean Spray cranberry sauce-eating contest, Jerry O'Connell!!" *applause*  DiscoBoy: No, I don't. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go outside and watch the sun some more.  DiscoBoy: "Feed me, woman! I'm the Silicon Monster!"  tree_hugger: The Kirk we never see...  Generik: "NOW can I be a Republican, Mr. Cheney?" Generik: "Check it out! Iceberg lettuce leaves for everyone!!" Nos4a2: "Yes, I'd like to blow my wad, please... Um, no that's not what I meant."  DiscoBoy: Plum Fairy has ass fetish. Film at 11.  Generik: It's Reservoir Dogs in large economy size!  Generik: Product of a barely-imaginable menage a trois between Bronson Pinchot, Henry Silva and Alec Baldwin.  alexgariepy: Hideo Nomo goes ape!  Loodvig: From the makers of Simon & Simon come... Shaft & Shaft.  DiscoBoy: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit doing my Napoleon impression."  GlitterRock: Jeri Ryan tries life as a brunette. "See? I told you guys weren't after me just cause I was a blonde -- I've got a huge rack, too!"  Generik: "This episode is brought to you by the number 5. Our guest star tonight is Fyvesh Finkel. Are there any questions?"  DiscoBoy: "We have you Dolby Surrounded! Drop the THX and come out with your hands up!" |
