"El Sid"





devildoll: "Edible bus seats!!! Am I going to love this vacation or what???!!!"


GlitterRock: "I think that I shall never see, a poem more lovely than a tree... baby."


Vegitasama: "I say, Mr. Mallory, do you think it's wise to relieve yourself in public like that?"


TrezKu: "Thank you, sir, but genitalia do not constitute a valid ID."


Vadinyo: David Alan Grier, Sebastian Cabot, and David Spade visit Toronto


GlitterRock: "Man... I can't believe Kari Wuhrer actually believed me when I said that oral sex was acceptable currency on this Earth!"


amycamus: Martha Stewart dumps the whole "Christmas in Connecticut" schtick and starts slumming in hip LA clubs.


amycamus: "It's Melrose AVENUE, punk, not Melrose PLACE."


darkchashy: "You like trees!!" "Ummm, yeah?" "Damn right you like trees! Everybody likes trees!" "Yeah, yeah! Sure thing! Okey dokey!"


Nyssa23: There are a million screengrabs in the naked city. This is one of them.


GlitterRock: Forests..... OF THE FUTURE!!


HenryBemis: "Ma'am, please don't do that in my cab."


amycamus: Typical San Francisco response to the homeless problem...


darkchashy: Man, the new S.U.V. regulations are getting pretty stiff.


TrezKu: Stoned-Bennish-Watching-Sumo-cam


TrezKu: It wasn't until later that evening he finally got the courage to ask: "Who ARE you?"


flappersquirrel: "C'mon, admire my whittling stick!"


amycamus: "Hi. I'm Jesus. And I'm voting for George W. Bush." "Dammit, Castellanos -- take that off the air!!"


Nyssa23: Day 1 of the grueling tryouts for "CB's Angels."


HenryBemis: Training the Professor to do tricks...


devildoll: As usual, Martha Stewart goes overboard when packing her grandson's school lunch.


TrezKu: "I'm just remembering something from 'Everybody Loves Raymond!'"


YingYang: "Ah, fuck, I'm Sci-Fi." -- Jerry O'Connell.


TrezKu: "Now I place the midget into the meat grinder!"


Mr_Grant: Until the NTSA stepped in, it was the So-So Western Railway.


HenryBemis: "HO... HO... HO!!!"


flappersquirrel: In the next Blade movie, Wesley Snipes mostly just screams like a girl and runs away.


GlitterRock: "It's called a Tissue Compression Eliminator. It shrinks people." And thus, the Master's life is changed forever...


Nyssa23: "And another thing. Quit making beeping noises every time I back up!!"


InfestedWeasel: Hey -- 5 cups of coffee in under ten seconds and you'd be banging your head on the table too.


DavidVader: .oO ( Damn! Shot this mo-fo for a Discover card? Damn! )


Mr_Grant: What's the matter? You look like you’ve been 'Rhys-Daviesed.'

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