"Dust"

Shaft: "Maybe lemmings weren't the best mascot for our CLUUUUUUUUUU--" *CRUNCH*	Goddess607: You have to have parental guidance to see a rock? When did this shit start?	Chaser9: In these hills, Juan Valdez brews his trusty mule.	Andy1251: "They're falling to their deaths... should we save them?" "Nah." "But who'll we have sex with?" "Good point."
Vicious: "You gals got any spare tampons? Gophers don't seem to agree with my butt!"	Vicious: Attack Of The Killer Enema Bag	Sevengraff: The Food Channel after dark.	Fuquad: Peter Gabriel IS James Bond, in "007: Yeah, One More Time!"
Fuquad: "And I'm still standing here on my own... one... two... two feet, dammit!"	Generik: "Oh, by the way, Ellen... how do you get your rose bushes so BIG?"	Vicious: "All right!!! Who replaced the embalming fluid with Nair???"	UncleDes: Jeff Goldblum vivisects a baby Dalek.
UncleDes: Dear Ma, Running out of toupées... Had to use scrubbing brush... Love, Brian.	Fuquad: It's time again for GUESS THAT SMELL!!! "Ummmm, cheese whiz? A port-a-jon? Roasted almonds? A used condom?"	Vriess: Huh... must be third season.	Vicious: "We've soaked her panty liners in battery acid. Let's watch!"
threeamigos: "Okay, kids, we're gonna play a game. It's called 'Corner Grandpa and see what he does!!!'"	Vriess: "Silence, you mechanical monstrosity! Gary Oldman did not surpass my skills!"	Vicious: Harps For Dummies.	Generik: "Why yes, I am Gene Gene the Dancing Machine... you want some Gong Show lovin', baby?"
Fuquad: Sofie Formicca IS "The Cheek Pincher!"	Vriess: "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Budget Constraints"	UncleDes: "Alan...when I said you should comb the area, I didn't mean..."	Vicious: "Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Curd"
Vicious: Ahab, the Arab: Dweeb of the Burning Sand.	ABServo: In loving memory of Bobby Brown's career...	UncleDes: "Okay, which of you jokers wrote this NO KILL I on the cement?"	Callie21V: T h e   E x e c u t i v e ' s start page.
Vriess: Who wants to bet that the Caddy was the closest thing to a returning original cast member that Sci-Fi could manage?	ABServo: "Zebraman, The Interracial Two-Headed Man" will be right back!	Fuquad: "Where are we going next?" "Hopefully somewhere with bedposts and handcuffs this time!"	Fuquad: "Live, from the mouth of a large-mouth bass, it's SATURDAY NIGHT!!!"