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 devildoll: Don't you just hate it when you have to furnish your first place with crap from Grandma's attic?  DiscoBoy: Woody Harrelson finally meets a hemp plant he can't tame. Tonight, on "Little Bong of Horrors"!  DiscoBoy: "Well, I've never heard of playing lawn darts with a cleavage target, but I trust you, honey."  Generik: Our special guest on "Sea Hunt" tonight is a Mr. Rohrschach... "By this time my ink-blots were bursting for air!"  Nightbeat: These two are so cool, they leave the Christmas lights up all year long.  SpaceToast: "The hills are gonna be alive with the sound of music over here, and down there is where we think we'll put the septic tank. What do you think?"  Special_K_27: Brontosaurus. The other other white meat.  Matteus: It's a heli-skier watching the snow settle...  DiscoBoy: The elusive fifth Monkee is finally spotted on the Serengeti.  Fisk: "We now interrupt Sliders to bring you a series of pictures of the drinking water in Mexico."  Blinker: OnAndOffCam  Generik: "Whitney Houston, we have a problem." "Oh, quit saying that!"  Tequila_Mockingbird: "Uh... Remmy, you're in the way of the projector again..."  CapMidnight:  Callie21V: Wise move, everyone. I wouldn't want my face glimpsed in this travesty either.  Tequila_Mockingbird: "Git your hands off me, you damned dirty Sliders!!"  Nightbeat: Remember when it was just Shaggy, Daphné and Scooby? Well, that's 'cause Freddy was a woman at the time.  Blinker: Handwritten script note from Peck: "GET THIS RITE 1st time! Kant lose mor thn 1 camraman!!!!!"  DiscoBoy: Another mailman succumbs to the pot haze surrounding Snoop Dogg's house.  Voodooray: "Cool! A  Generik: "If YOU were the last guy on Earth? Ooohhhh... I'd have to think about that one... do you have a bitchin' Camaro?"  DiscoBoy: Somehow, this one still is enough to convince me that "Eddie & the Cruisers 3" just isn't worth watching.  GlitterRock: I didn't know Michael O'Hare was on SLIDERS-- oh wait, that's a tree...  DiscoBoy: In Quentin Tarantino's Star Trek, the redshirts are tortured and raped before being killed.  davedog: "You were trying to catch me with THIS?"  davedog: Outdoor mime auditions.  Hireling: Monica Lewinsky should NOT do the splits naked!!! OH!!!  Gnasche: "Man, we are so lost. This field of corn is like a labyrinth." "My people call it maze."  DiscoBoy: Even though he's pushing 40, kids still beat up Gary Coleman for his lunch money...  DiscoBoy: "Is that an arrow in your quiver?" "No, it's a quiver in my arrow, and you put it there, baby!"  NumanEllium: Once again, Sliders makes an ass of its participants.  Blinker: Presented in Totalscope... or maybe the camera guy was just totalled on Scope.  RollingSkull: "Dearly beloved, and you people, we are here to honor... no, celebrate, the death of that fat British guy. There. Now can we get back to hunting Rickman and battling dinos?"  CapMidnight: "Okay, so it didn't fall for the 'spray it with ketchup and convince it it's bleeding' trick. Let's move up to mustard!!"  Callie21V: "Wade and Maggie could spend hours out in the wild playing 'Shadow Cruiser vs. Vorlon Planetkiller.' Ahh, those were the days..."  davedog: "Hello, is this the set of  Generik: Finally, Sandra had to turn her back on the endless game of pattycake.  devildoll: o/` "This old man, he played one, .... sing along with me, Jamal!..."  GlitterRock: I've seen greater emotion from the wax Tom Baker dummy used for THE FIVE DOCTORS photo shoot. DiscoBoy: Denis Leary loves the sound of a good, hollow neck crack...  devildoll: "I'm not playing second fiddle to a .... well, a... fiddle!"  Slider8_: "Listen kid, if you tell anyone about last night..."  DiscoBoy: EXTREME GOLF!!!!!  Generik: And lo, it was a Miracle, as Madonna's vagina appeared before the unbelievers...  davedog: I don't even want to know.  Special_K_27: ...  Nightbeat: "She's lying! Whatever she says, it's a lie! ....I didn't MEAN to try to rape her!"  Slider8_: ... |
