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 Mr_Grant: The Young James T. Kirk Chronicles.  Wicker_Chair: Envar's Turkish Cuisine, proud sponsors of Sliders.  Callie21V: "...thank you, Peter. We now go live to Sabrina Lloyd in Baghdad..."  Wicker_Chair: TailgatingCam  tin_of_whoopass: ...and introducing Dom DeLuise as Stanley Kubrick.  Wicker_Chair: "If we don't make eye contact, maybe the cappers will just go away..."  tin_of_whoopass: Hazing? No, there's no hazing going on here...  Mr_Grant: Mr. Knievel, look out!  threeamigos: Separated from the other triathalon contenders and nowhere near civilization, John began to worry.  Mr_Grant: The Last Temptation of the Profiler Guy and Adrian Zmed.  Falcor2000: "You know, when I look at your head from this angle, it bears an amazing resemblance to an enormous hamburger." "Stay away from me, Professor."  tedj: I sure hope that horse backing up to me isn't going to.......oh shit! Here it comes!  Wicker_Chair: The Virgin Mary upon hearing the good news... "Like hell I will..." "No, like hell if you won't."  tedj: "Cool! Now we have matching Saturn tattoos!"  Chaser9: Got sand?  Indomitus: That's gonna be a hard tanline to explain.  tin_of_whoopass: Hey, come back! You left your logo!  Mr_Grant: According to this map, there should be a giant dot with "Reno" next to it in mile-high letters.  Wicker_Chair: "Can you take us to the Gungan City?" "Nosa missa Jedi.. Messa jusa jamacan..."  Wicker_Chair: "You know, from this angle, the tires look like chocolate doughnuts..." "Just get in, Professor."  Indomitus: His hair tuft doubles as a divining rod.  Mr_Grant: Kate Winslet IS "Beastmistress".  Indomitus: My bad. His hair tuft is really a water fountain.  medusaD: Somebody shot David Spade! "YAY!!!"  Mr_Grant: Formatted for HDTV?  amycamus: Plywood Dinner Theatre presents The Phantom of the Opera.  SpiffyGuy: "Howard, are you snorting cocaine up there again?!?" " *sniff* No, mother!"  Tuldie: Arturo - "No, don't look. He's peeing."  Indomitus: Cue the Jawas! cue the... Damn it! CUT!! Where are the damn Jawas?!  amycamus: Perhaps the WORST map of southeast Asia EVER!  VladtheImpaler: "Um..yes..I have a package for a Mr. Hendrix?"  Generik: Or Instead of Ken Memoryman... either way. |
