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 Mr_Grant: The Young James T. Kirk Chronicles. |  Wicker_Chair: Envar's Turkish Cuisine, proud sponsors of Sliders. |  Callie21V: "...thank you, Peter. We now go live to Sabrina Lloyd in Baghdad..." |  Wicker_Chair: TailgatingCam |
 tin_of_whoopass: ...and introducing Dom DeLuise as Stanley Kubrick. |  Wicker_Chair: "If we don't make eye contact, maybe the cappers will just go away..." |  tin_of_whoopass: Hazing? No, there's no hazing going on here... |  Mr_Grant: Mr. Knievel, look out! |
 threeamigos: Separated from the other triathalon contenders and nowhere near civilization, John began to worry. |  Mr_Grant: The Last Temptation of the Profiler Guy and Adrian Zmed. |  Falcor2000: "You know, when I look at your head from this angle, it bears an amazing resemblance to an enormous hamburger." "Stay away from me, Professor." |  tedj: I sure hope that horse backing up to me isn't going to.......oh shit! Here it comes! |
 Wicker_Chair: The Virgin Mary upon hearing the good news... "Like hell I will..." "No, like hell if you won't." |  tedj: "Cool! Now we have matching Saturn tattoos!" |  Chaser9: Got sand? |  Indomitus: That's gonna be a hard tanline to explain. |
 tin_of_whoopass: Hey, come back! You left your logo! |  Mr_Grant: According to this map, there should be a giant dot with "Reno" next to it in mile-high letters. |  Wicker_Chair: "Can you take us to the Gungan City?" "Nosa missa Jedi.. Messa jusa jamacan..." |  Wicker_Chair: "You know, from this angle, the tires look like chocolate doughnuts..." "Just get in, Professor." |
 Indomitus: His hair tuft doubles as a divining rod. |  Mr_Grant: Kate Winslet IS "Beastmistress". |  Indomitus: My bad. His hair tuft is really a water fountain. |  medusaD: Somebody shot David Spade! "YAY!!!" |
 Mr_Grant: Formatted for HDTV? |  amycamus: Plywood Dinner Theatre presents The Phantom of the Opera. |  SpiffyGuy: "Howard, are you snorting cocaine up there again?!?" " *sniff* No, mother!" |  Tuldie: Arturo - "No, don't look. He's peeing." |
 Indomitus: Cue the Jawas! cue the... Damn it! CUT!! Where are the damn Jawas?! |  amycamus: Perhaps the WORST map of southeast Asia EVER! |  VladtheImpaler: "Um..yes..I have a package for a Mr. Hendrix?" |  Generik: Or Instead of Ken Memoryman... either way. |
