"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"

amycamus: Pizza Rock, Death Valley, California. No one knows what caused the strange formation of giant pepperoni slices on this desert hill top.	cambria36: The Exorcist and his three brothers.	threeamigos: Tonight on FOX: When Jackets Attack!	Enapov: "Ya'll are my cousins? Then... ya'll wanna marry me?"
TimeLion: "Welcome to Epcot's AMISHLAND, where you can enjoy such rides as the Plowhorseanator, and the Spinning Butterchurn of Horror."	Enapov: "Look! I can make a mouse deal cards!"	threeamigos: Chinese skittle torture.	screechco: "This microdot that I'm holding is tailored to my brain chemistry to enable me to act like a schmuck."
threeamigos: Marvel presents Amish Man, a lesser known hero, with the powers of history AND tradition!!!	screechco: "Hey! This tastes like the choice of the fecal generation! Where's the expiration date on this thing..."	Buffoon: "I'm getting tired of explaining this... it's a polygamous marriage. Can we get a frickin' room?"	Buffoon: Why is this man smiling??? One word... residuals.
ZephyrLily: Live shot of a Suns vs. Hornets game.	ZephyrLily: Caught on video... naughty Amish picking up street hookers. Next on FOX!	MasterTorgo: Okay, but does she know how to use them?	MasterTorgo: Peter Falk Needs to Lay Off the Fatty Foods.
screechco: Watch out... it's the head of the headless horseman! It'll bite your legs off!	Mr_Grant: "Quinn, I invite thee over to my farm this weekend. We are having a gay bar raising."	threeamigos: "Please... help me! I folded my hands three days ago, and I can't figure out how to undo it!" SFC execs' personal problems...	threeamigos: The single most annoying thing in existence: Amish mimes.
threeamigos: "Now watch THIS trick..." [palms logo]	screechco: "Amazing. I almost look like Shatner from this angle. I must keep using my Personal Trekkie Makeup Set."	threeamigos: Sci-Fi just couldn't afford a real vest.	threeamigos: "You've plagiarized your last show, pal." They finally got the SFC execs...