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 amycamus: Pizza Rock, Death Valley, California. No one knows what caused the strange formation of giant pepperoni slices on this desert hill top.  cambria36: The Exorcist and his three brothers.  threeamigos: Tonight on FOX: When Jackets Attack!  Enapov: "Ya'll are my cousins? Then... ya'll wanna marry me?"  TimeLion: "Welcome to Epcot's AMISHLAND, where you can enjoy such rides as the Plowhorseanator, and the Spinning Butterchurn of Horror."  Enapov: "Look! I can make a mouse deal cards!"  threeamigos: Chinese skittle torture.  screechco: "This microdot that I'm holding is tailored to my brain chemistry to enable me to act like a schmuck."  threeamigos: Marvel presents Amish Man, a lesser known hero, with the powers of history AND tradition!!!  screechco: "Hey! This tastes like the choice of the fecal generation! Where's the expiration date on this thing..."  Buffoon: "I'm getting tired of explaining this... it's a polygamous marriage. Can we get a frickin' room?"  Buffoon: Why is this man smiling??? One word... residuals.  ZephyrLily: Live shot of a Suns vs. Hornets game.  ZephyrLily: Caught on video... naughty Amish picking up street hookers. Next on FOX!  MasterTorgo: Okay, but does she know how to use them?  MasterTorgo: Peter Falk Needs to Lay Off the Fatty Foods.  screechco: Watch out... it's the head of the headless horseman! It'll bite your legs off!  Mr_Grant: "Quinn, I invite thee over to my farm this weekend. We are having a gay bar raising."  threeamigos: "Please... help me! I folded my hands three days ago, and I can't figure out how to undo it!" SFC execs' personal problems...  threeamigos: The single most annoying thing in existence: Amish mimes.  threeamigos: "Now watch THIS trick..." [palms logo]  screechco: "Amazing. I almost look like Shatner from this angle. I must keep using my Personal Trekkie Makeup Set."  threeamigos: Sci-Fi just couldn't afford a real vest.  threeamigos: "You've plagiarized your last show, pal." They finally got the SFC execs... |
