"The Breeder,"
Vol. 2





Yog_Sothoth: The improper way to dispose of used condoms.


HOmedePOT: "Oh! Black is the color of my love's true hair!"


nashtbrutusandshort: "Here we see Molluscus albinis, also known as the Johnny Winter Slug..."


nashtbrutusandshort: The artist now known as Blurry Rectangles.


Callie21V: "Woo Hoo, they're capping Breeder today! Cleavant, can I use your Tf handle?"


TemporalFlux: Filming too much soft-core porn without protection finally takes its toll...


Agrijag: Balzak, the sentient scrotum.


Nub125: Why are the Chinese worshipping a huge Professor X float?


Yog_Sothoth: "All I said was 'Nice rack' and she stuffed this lamp up my butt."


Recall317: And this episode is the culmination of their vision... [chokes back bile]...


Agrijag: Just for fun, Tina had her eyeballs replaced with Superballs. That nut!


Blinker: To SpaceTime's great relief, closer examination of the newcomer's handle revealed him to be an impostor.


LuvBJones: I can't believe they put a McDonald's in Castle Elsinore!


Agent_Moldy: o/` She had these itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, eyes of polka dots and greenie... o/`


nashtbrutusandshort: Collagenspotting. "Ya gotta get me some stuff, man. Ya just gotta."


Generik: Richard Pryor's somewhat disappointing screen test for the upcoming SciFi series "The Romulans and Uncle Remus."


TemporalFlux: Cleavant tried to stop the writer of this episode from jumping....but he was too late


Callie21V: A bush with lips?! Wait, THAT didn't come out right either. >:-|


Agrijag: Ray Charles, TV cameraman.


nashtbrutusandshort: "...Aardvark #100. Result: negative. Well, so far it's still only the cats that land on their feet. Oh well. On to the ferrets."


Recall317: There's no way I can top Chaser9 on this one...


LuvBJones: The saddest scene in "Ol' Sandler" is when they finally have to put him down.


Blinxecutive: Speaking of chasers...


Real_Slider: The illegitimate offspring of Wolverine and Axl Rose.


Recall317: The script called for a "stunning" actress, but not one that could stun a yak...


TemporalFlux: "See? The logo is time traveling! It's a time travel show!"


Nub125: This is every bad 80's video featuring David Lee Roth and/or Warrant. The only thing missing is a double handle guitar.


Real_Slider: "Hello... My name is Inigo Montoya..."


Recall317: Spittoon, please.


TemporalFlux: Peck: "Come ON! I said close up, damn it! Zoom in there! Man... gimme the camera and just go buy me a donut or something..."


Generik: Kim Cattrall on every single episode of "Sex and the City." At least once.


CrazyBob: LEAKTAKER


Generik: "Sooo... come here to get involved in unspeakable ménages à trois often?"


Real_Slider: Nice dreadlocks... reminds me of Predator.


TemporalFlux: And for the first time on Sliders, we were witness to the messy result of a vortex closing on someone before they are completely inside


LuvBJones: Babies. Ask your pharmacist.


Callie21V: "Crazy Delly was such an awesome show until BigHead took over..."


Real_Slider: Unfortunately, that WAS Regis' final answer.


TemporalFlux: "The next stop on our tour is the Universal writer offices. The third locke...err...door on the left belongs to Keith Damron..."


LuvBJones: These women are: a) in prison, b) trapped in an erotic dream world they didn't create, or c) battling blood-thirsty zombies on a twelve-year old boy's PC.


Blinker: These three and five others, on the next Earth 69: The S Way!


TemporalFlux: Wow...some of the best product placement for "Breeder" I've seen


Generik: "Mr. Hamlisch, your nine o'clock is here!" "I'm in the shower, dammit!" "It's okay, I'm not looking."


Recall317: Peck: "Enough with the exposition! GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!"


TemporalFlux: Once stars left Sliders, they were stored in the backlot along with other props just in case they were needed again.


Slider_Sarah: "EW! Why can't Quinn ever CLEAN the shower when he's done?!"


Recall317: Mmmmm... mmmm. That was come of the... I mean some of the... (Typo. Honest!)


Real_Slider: In this scene, Jerry puts in his most compelling, emotional performance of the season.


Recall317: When Jolly Ranchers go bad...


Blinker: Where we've got SouthernSlider locked up writing new fanfics.


TemporalFlux: "Ahhhh yes...here's the problem. Mr. Peckinpah's brain looks like a stomach. I think we can fix it with shock therapy though...don't worry."


Blinker: Jerry O'Connell stars in "One Tuft Customer: The Blinker Story"


Recall317: "No! I won't do Season 5! You can't make me!"


Blinker: Peck's woefully misguided attempt to cash in on "The Pelican Brief."


Callie21V: "But Tracy, Maggie's twice as enigmatic as Arturo! She's got two massive, unexplained tumors!"


CaptionFreak: "So, this is what it's like to be drunk..."


Callie21V: DID YOU KNOW: The cast had great difficulty filming this scene without cracking up at Dawnn Lewis' face.


Recall317: Scene from SL4ever's "The Santa Race" - In theatres, December 2001!


AndyCapp_: These UFO special effects are getting cheesier all the time...


Real_Slider: Wade: "We're being watched." Rembrandt: "Not anymore, we aren't."


Callie21V: Margaret Laurence's "The Stoned Angel"


Real_Slider: "But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here, all the breeders gonna run to him..."


TemporalFlux: "That's it right there! The eye of the tiger shot...what did I tell ya, Tracy? Tracy??"


Real_Slider: "Symbiont, you have successfully escaped Kari's mouth! What are you going to do now?" "I'm going to Disney World!"

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