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 Chaser9: Kari suddenly began having flashbacks to when she played a blowfish in High School . . .  Callie21V: The tragic tale of two star-crossed horses, and the man who brought them together.  Hinermad: I guess The Lord forgot to use Jet-Dry - look at all the water spots on the sky!  threeamigos: 15 straight hours of PlayStation proved fatal for Jenny...  Xexus: Wow, you were right! It IS a strap on!  Mr_Grant: Uh oh, Bruce Willis is in the duct work.  Vigeant: "I...am....a.....slu...HEY! Who screwed with the cue cards???"  devildoll: "I must ask you not to adjust my pocket protector - it changes the hue of my skin!"  tedj: With all the emotion her latin blood could muster, Gloria Estefan dreamt of a tormented love affair involving leather straps and peanut butter!  Chaser9: "Poison hotline? My hooker just drank a quart of Windex! What do I do?"  Vigeant: Looks like someone had a little too much fun with their erector set.  devildoll: "This isn't a TANNING bed??? Oh, man! I've been ripped off, and I'm still maggot-fleshed!"  BizarroPeckinpah: "Oh, the Goldfish card . . . that means that in the future you become a head in a tank."  devildoll: .oO ( Geez, even my walking around the house half-naked can't tear him away from capping! )  Callie21V: "Look Diana, I've got to slide back to Season Three in a minute... but WOW, it sure was nice seeing some alt-history again!!"  Callie21V: "Ever since I had these cantaloupes implanted in my chest, I've been feeling kinda...  Mr_Grant: Why can't the screengrabber lock up on something like this?  Callie21V: Man, when the FOX press kit said "infinite possibilities," they were speaking to us cappers!!  Mr_Grant: Geez, call that voyeurism? He's standing right in plain sight! Kids today...  NurseNoir: The Olympic 1000-meter swim trials for deciduous trees...  Callie21V: Tonight FOX takes you into the seamy underworld of Spaz's love nest... it's World's Terryest Police Chases IV!  Xexus: Cool, Farscape is on... or is this that bar scene in Star Wars?  devildoll: "NOW will you buy us a humidifier?"  144b: Uhh, good thing she didn't have a chili dog.  Dragonstud: "Sssh. It's this button that stops her singing."  devildoll: "It's Laura Palmer - she's dead. She was wrapped in plastic, but I unwrapped her 'cause I thought she might be Susan Sarandon."  MWT77: "It's OK, I brought some Viagra."  Xexus: ... and now back to Quentin Tarentino's "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," the director's cut. |
