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![]() ![]() Callie21V: Death by 30 pounds of Smucker's. "It was... *gasp* ...worth it." ![]() ![]() kwagner: Frightened by warnings from their preacher about "aural" sex, they are disappointed to find that "visual" sex is no substitute. ![]() ![]() YingYang: "What's that up my ass?! Oh, it's the country of Guam..." ![]() ![]() JEFFROCKY: As seen on Tom Thumb's door. ![]() ![]() YingYang: "Okay, okay, I'll read your damn pamphlet!" ![]() ![]() amycamus: "Wha..? Where the fu-? Oh. My HEAD. Lessee. I remember hooking up with some NFL cheerleaders at Ying's place, I think... Oh, what a morning." ![]() ![]() amycamus: "Gillum?! I'm gonna blast 'em out of the water!" ![]() ![]() Callie21V: Sci-Fi figures if they can tint the characters blue, they can pull in a fraction of the Farscape audience. ![]() ![]() Callie21V: Notice how the car's engine sounds deeper the farther away it gets from the observer. ![]() ![]() AllenSmithee: Hansen album cover, circa 2020. ![]() ![]() clash23: "Did someone say Swiss Miss?" ![]() ![]() Callie21V: WARNING!!! Under NO circumstances should those allergic to descriptions of peanuts read the following document... ![]() ![]() amycamus: "Mmm. Well. Those were the best two peas I've had this week. The only ones, in fact. Thank you, Duchess of York." ![]() ![]() Callie21V: The Space Channel's 'Conspiracy Guy' finally loses it. ![]() ![]() Callie21V: His "White Christmas" is about a different kind of "snow" altogether... ![]() ![]() AllenSmithee: "You're going to be my little fairy, and I'm going to feed you, and bathe you, and call you George." |