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 Mr_Grant: Al Gore cracks down: "I understand crime. I was one."  Torgone: WOW! That IS news! A president avoiding the issues!  Mr_Grant: "The shot came from up there." "No, it came from over there." "You’re both wrong, it came from that grassy knoll!"  Rowsdower7573075: .oO ( Mmmmm... David Duchovny... ) "What?! Oh sorry, what were you saying?"  Komrade_Karl: What the hell?!? What kind of freak would put that in a drawer?  EnochF: "Our special guest today is Charlton Heston, who we had to shoot with a tranquilizer dart to come on our show..."  EnochF: "One of these people is a serial killer. We think you'll be amused when we tell you which one."  EnochF: "So, what d'you think, boss? Can I handle the story?" "Hmm... well, since it looks like the trap door is out of order... yeah, okay."  Komrade_Karl: "Pyyyle!!"  Mr_Grant: In this dimension, Mulder and Scully are doin’ it till they can’t stand up.  Torgone: I don't give a CRAP about your stupid license application! I'm on break and I am CAPPING!!  EnochF: "Okay. Last time. This is your brain. This is drugs. This is drugs in a coffee pot. This is a stain because you let your brain sit overnight... wait..."  EnochF: "Could this hotel be in a worse neighborhood?" <slap!> <slap!>  EnochF: *sound of wind whistling across bleak desert*  EnochF: "There you have it. The Blair Witch, a local legend from an obviously senile old woman." "Hey!" "Back to you, Jane."  abracadaver: Scully looks on as the Lone Gunmen go up against Mulder in a wicked game of Quake.  EnochF: Ooh, ooh, he's playtesting the new Phantom Menace first-person shooter Kill Jar Jar!  EnochF: "Oh, a wed wose. How womantic..."  sabcat: Even a rich snob can become addicted to the charms of KidPix!  EnochF: Just a typical brunch at the Kennedys'.  EnochF: "Diana, check it out! Somebody posted nude pictures of me! Wait, I don't remember doing that..."  EnochF: "Put the red nine on the black ten." "Yeah, then put the queen on the king." "And then the ten." "Hey, guys, go buy a pack of cards or something!"  sabcat: "Quick Diana, Caption This!" "I can't, I'm just a scientist!"  rick12string: As Ray pours Boone's Farm into the salad dressing, Gena and Wad are mesmerized by Reverend Creflo Dollar on the tube.  EnochF: "It's been two months since my last confession. I've made lots of lame episodes of Sliders, Father." "Tell me about it. That one with the bikers, I mean, yech!"  abracadaver: "Yeah, is my boyfriend cheating on me? He is? But I'm going to win the lottery? So I don't really need him then, do I?"  EnochF: "Ah. Sir, this is not a valid press pass. For one thing, it's written in crayon. For another thing, there's only one S in the word press." Mr_Grant: "I can't talk right now. Of course I love you. No, I'm not sliding with anyone else…"  Mr_Grant: "Maybe he's just tired." "Thanks for the diagnosis, Dr. IDIOT."  sabcat: Apparently she was trying to decipher the plot of a Twin Peaks episode and her brain exploded.  Mr_Grant: "Love the apron Miss Lewinsky, it’s a lot less obtrusive than the lobster bib."  EnochF: Today: Martha Stewart shows us how to build a sliding device that complements the décor of your kitchen or bathroom!  EnochF: "This just in. We can't show the letters CNN on our show without getting sued! Sued, sued, sued! Back to you, John."  JRavenCET: "THX DIGITAL SOUND!!!!!!!!! THE AUDIENCE IS DEAF!!!!!!!!!"  EnochF: Tonight, on a very special episode of The Sopranos... "Fuck fuck fuckity fuck!" "Fuck you, you fuck!" "Hey, fuck that. I'm fuckin' fucked, fuckface." "Fuck!"  EnochF: "IT DOES NOT MATTER WHO YOU VOTE FOR! EITHER WAY, YOUR PLANET IS DOOMED. DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!" |
