We here at ABL Headquarters are constantly on the lookout for new ways to stem the tide
of those insufferably tacky hats. To this end, our R&D department has lovingly crafted the
following Weapons of Mass Beret Destruction...
ABL Hat (Standard Configuration) | Note the refillable Colin Mallory Can Of Whup-Ass (with extendable drinking straw) for a quick hit of energy on the go. | | |
ABL Hat (Radio Detached) | *PSHHT* This is Sergeant Blinker to Field Control. Over! *PSHHT* | | |
Anti-Beret Bomb | Based on the "Nude Bomb" technology from the Get Smart movie, this little number incinerates all forms of frumpish headwear within a 50-mile radius. | | |
ABL Toothbrush | A hard day on the fashion frontlines can really give you unsightly tartar buildup around the gums. Not to worry - now you can brush it off as easily as a pick-up line from a beret wearer. | | |
ABL Timer | Specially developed for ABL field work by Apple-Dimensional's Neat-Looking Coloured Gizmos division. Perfect for a quick escape from towel-related confinement... <shudder> | | |
![[ Beret War Companion ]](cen_bwc.gif)
