[Cue "Masterpiece Theater" Music]Welcome to the BBoard Sliding Adventures Behind The Scenes Special, with your host, Nobuyuki.
[Music fades as the lights turn on to reveal Nobuyuki sitting in an armchair surrounded by books in a study, wearing a smoking jacket and holding a pipe.]
Hello, my dear friends and once again, welcome. I thought that since the fanfic "BBoard Sliding Adventures" has become rather popular, I should allow the audience in on some of the behind the scenes secrets and inside jokes that only I knew, until now.
[Nobuyuki puts pipe to mouth and gives a slight blow. Bubbles float up into the air.]
First off, that wonderous question, what possessed you to write such a thing? The answer, my dear friends, is simple. Because the idea came to me and I acted upon it. I'm actually rather surprised that this particular brand of fanfic hasn't been attempted more often!
Why Hunter, S and TF? I don't know. They really just seemed to fit. Before I continue, a brief pause for a few announcements.
[Lights Fade, "Masterpiece" music fades back in]
Looking for some other fresh, exciting BBoard stories? Don't know where to look? Try HurriKain's "Resident Slider" series, as the Season 5 cast copes with the outbreak of the T-Virus in San Francisco, as the populace has been turned into monsters and zombies!
Still not satisfied? Try Brand_S's "The Gopher" starring Joey, the unfortunate young man who is trapped in David Peckinpah's web of stupidity as the crackpot producer begins work on his own Sliders movie!
Both Resident Slider and The Gopher are playing at a BBoard near you. Check in regularly for new episodes for these and other fine shows brought to you by the Sliders BBoard!
["Masterpiece" music fades out as the lights come back on. Nobuyuki blows some more bubbles from his pipe before continuing.]
Welcome back to the BBoard Sliding Adventures Behind The Scenes Special! As to the numerous questions I have received about whose doubles will be featured in future installments, I'm sorry I can't say. I do plan to have the series continue for some time, so many people will be able to see their doubles in action. If I never get around to visiting your double, I'm very sorry.
To close out the program, I thought I'd share a bit of trivia:
The scene in Chapter 5 in which TF smashes the door down to attack the guard was actually inspired by a very similar, far more violent scene in the animé television series "Berzerk", in which the main character uses a sword the length of a car to break through the door.
Similarly, Queen Slider_Sarah's laugh and personality were inspired by Nagah The White Serpent from "The Slayers" animé, a stunningly beautiful woman with a stunningly strange personality. I have to say though, that Slider_Sarah's choice of wardrobe far exceeds the taste of Nagah.
On a more obvious note, before reading this fanfic, how many people had thought of the possibility of a Valley Girl Stoker double?
[Nobuyuki picks up a shotglass full of Dr. Pepper] Here's to you and especially Slider_Sarah, who hopefully won't flame me silly for making her my favorite (and only, so far) recurring villain. Cheers!
[Downs Dr. Pepper as the camera pulls back, the lights dim and the "Masterpiece" music begins once more.]