The DVD Release Party


Bridger comes in, takes his hat off, and places it on the floor upside down. Then he whips out his harmonica.

"I got no money"
(harmonica)
"I got no shoes"
(harmonica)
"So I can't buy no box set"
(harmonica)
"Now I got the blues"
(more harmonica)

A bouncer walks up to Bridger and points at the sign that says "No shoes, no shirt, no service." Bridger walks outside into the rain.

"I thought the drinks were gonna be free," Bridger says.

"I think that priest was right. God DOES hate you," says the vocorder.

"Shut up."


THE END




Gate Haven : Ongoing Series : Adventures of Bridger