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 Write Your Own Sliders Episode 
 ThomasMalthus  Jul21/00 

 Our story starts off with...

Quinn, the Professor, Remmy and Wade
Quinn, Maggie, Remmy and Wade
Quinn, Maggie, Remmy and Colin
Remmy, Maggie, Mallory and Diana
Two sliders and a bunch of stragglers they picked up

 ...landing on a world that is best described as...

a jungle world with strange beings inhabiting it.
a futuristic world with flying cars and huge buildings.
a world where some social institution is turned wackily upside down.
an empty lot.
a world inexplicably run by a biker gang.

 The group starts to complain about...

how rough the slide was
how bad the food/music/culture of the last world was
how bad the food/music/culture of this world seems to be
female cast members who dye their hair
continuity errors between pages two and three of the script

 ...when suddenly they are interrupted by...

a cry for help from a woman or small child.
a rebel group hiding from government troops.
a Kromagg invasion.
the theme music and a commercial.
a bunch of Ancient Mayans who inexplicably speak English.

 Deciding they have to act quickly, the sliders...

get involved without thinking about the possible consequences or knowing much about the world they're on.
get involved without thinking about the possible consequences or knowing much about the world they're on.
get involved without thinking about the possible consequences or knowing much about the world they're on.
get involved without thinking about the possible consequences or knowing much about the world they're on.
slide back to that Living Flame World.

 However, the sliders soon realize that...

they only have a few minutes until the slide
it's a Kromagg/Humagg inhabited world
they might be fighting for the wrong side
Kari's acting abilities leave much to be desired
they don't care about anybody on this world, so why should they bother, it's not like they know anybody here personally or anything

 and decide to...

fight it out with some local baddie.
go to a local library and research this world's history.
go to work for this world's president.
join the Kromaggs.
rent some bad movies in hopes of figuring out next week's plot.

 That is, until they encounter...

Logan St. Clair.
Kromaggs.
more Kromaggs.
a royally brassed off Harlan Ellison.
all the people they have ever screwed over.

 After barely escaping with their lives, the sliders continue on to...

some big fortified compound that they somehow easily break into
somebody who they just met's house
a hotel that inexplicably pops up in every world, at least for this season
a Kromagg delicatessen
a nude mudwrestling arena

 ...where they discover...

a magic jewel.
a sliding machine built by the Ancient Toltecs.
a singing Arturo double.
that it pays to discover with the Discover Card.
the secret of gummi berry juice.

 Amazed by all this, our heroes...

use a slide wave to take the entire population of the world to Spider Wasp Earth
find some big laser/chemical solution/magic sword and save the day
sacrifice Wade to the volcano gods
invent the hula hoop and single-handedly thwart the Tahitian Revolution
wonder why ThomasMalthus didn't reference the Kromaggs in the last question

 ...and then happily...

skip and sing "Tralalalala" into the distance.
leave half the cast members from last season behind.
torch dozens of local dance clubs.
leave a scientist there to die with the thing that they unleashed on this earth.
shred William Bigelow scripts.




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