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 Upon due consideration: 
 TemporalFlux1  Sep17/99 
I have determined that my immediate action upon availing myself of such a [time travel] technology would be an attempt to defer the conditions leading to my merger with my infamous doppelganger. Of course, as examined in works of Hegel, not only would such a modification in the time stream (or "tiem streme") doubtlessly lead to a causality paradox, but indubitably would fail to achieve the desired result in any case. so mabe i wont.

by the waiy, has evryone redy to wach Map of the Mined today? i think its going to b cool. it s about daina. u know, scully from x-files. so im siked. haha.

anwyway that`s my post. hope you likd it.

 A Thery 
 TemporalFlux1  Sep17/99 
Many fine individuals on this so called "Bulletin Board" have expounded the theory that Professor Maximillian Arturo was replaced by his nefarious alternate at some point during the series, providing a definitive indication that the man shot by Kernel Rixman was in fact someone else altogether. Siding with a similar perspective, I believe I may possess some observations of use to proponents of this argument:

see if you watch the weeker sex in forth season, it coldnt be the same fryin` man because he had alreday run into dinosors in draginslide. if that was the fryin` man he would duly have commented upon this intriguing development, once again demonstrating his extensive knowledge of parallel worlds and their all-too-often reptilian inhabitants.

Huh?

also do you think hooty and the blowfish are relly fish? but maby hooty is an owl.

 requem and shaggy la 
 TemporalFlux1  Sep21/99 
i noticed manybody semed to lyke not the episode requem. wich was aboutte wade. just becaus it made not sens and was havng bad things don to wad was not a god reeson to unlike it thou, rite? i think it was davis peknpah`s homardge to the movey last horison. and it was bi jon ford and then it about a place caled shaggy la.

Indeed, even a cursory examination of "Requiem" reveals numerous simlartyes wit "Lost Horizon." The episode`s plot is kickstarted by a visit to a 'Paradise' world, whic in som difrnyt wurds mite be cald paradies. or somthing. The story`s remainder deals superficially with Wade and a Kromagg invasion force ... but on a metacognitive level is engaged in a Manichean dialectic about the merits of Paradise and an idyllic existence. Is it not intentional that cognizant with the works of Milton, the denouement returns to a corollary of the initial state? Yet "Requiem" is not a tale of Paradise lost, but of Paradise regained.

i wuld go so far two say that rembran stars with r. an so dos requem.

 What? 
 space_raider_2000  Sep21/99 
OK man, were you drunk when you typed this?

 Another fine mess he`s gotten me into. 
 TemporalFlux1  Sep21/99 
Once more and with undue alacrity, my neurologically challenged alternate has seen fit to foist his inchoate ramblings upon the better part of this bboard. To all affected by the severity of his madness, i ofer condlences.

YO IM BIG DOG MCCANN. 65 WAYS TO RAISE A PORKCHOP ILL HA!

tf1 over and out.

 You're a worthless moron. 
 gpc  Sep21/99 
I hope for sake of the human race that you really aren't the next generation of America, and are rather some foreign fuck that can't speak English. Please (begs) post in your native langauge. I'm sure babelfish can do a better translation from any language to English then you have. At least try to limit your mispellings to 20 or LESS per note.

Well, if you're actually trying to get a point across, that is. If you don't care that it's akin to listening to nails on a chalkboard when one reads your post, then feel free to ignore this.

Oh, and shoot yourself in the head. Wade rules, Requiem sucked a big bag of pig testicles.

 Huh? 
 Po5ChickCMS  Sep21/99 
Well, I have no clue what that person just wrote, but I can't believe that other person didn't like Requium. That episode was great!

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