9. Colin: "Guess what guess what guess what!!! I made the track team!! WOO HOO!"

8. Maggie: "No, no, no, I couldn't! There will be guns and violence involved!! Please Quinn, you and the others go ahead and invade the Kromaggs' base camp, I'll stay here and work on my knitting skills."

7. Quinn: "Lady, lady, you're moving too fast for me! Now, put your clothes back on, and we can talk this over like people."

6. Maggie: "(sob) Don't say (sob) mean things (sob) like that (sob) to me!! NOW YOU'VE WENT AND HURT MY FEELINGS!!! (sniffle sniffle) I may act all tough but deep down, I'm sensitive ya know!!! (boo hoo hoo)"

5. Wade: "Go ahead Quinn, by all means, you have my permission to sleep with her. I totally understand the fact that you need female companionship, and I, obviously, can't fulfill that need."
Quinn: "AWESOME!!"

4. Colin: "Come back here! QUACK! I'll get you!! QUACK! You - QUACK- won't - QUACK- get away!! QUACK QUACK QUACK!!"

3. Wade: "Uh, Maggie? Quinn's having a little…um…trouble, if you know what I mean…Where's that emergency Viagra we got?"

2. Mallory: "Incoming transmission from the everlasting-boner-man Quinn!!"

1. Arturo: (jumping up and down on a mattress in a leopard print thong) "MACHO MACHO MAN!! I WANT TO BE A MACHO MAN!!!"
Remmy: "EW EW EW EW EW my eyes!! They're burning out of their sockets!! THAT'S NASTY MAN!!"
Quinn: "Actually, I'm kind of turned on…"
Wade: "Me too… nice ass professor."