To all the trolls we've flamed before
Who traveled through the Dominion's door
We're glad that you came along
To you, we dedicate this song
To all the trolls we've flamed before

To all the trolls who have no life
Who fill this board with their strife
To pass the time away
Develop your mind, okay
To all the trolls we've flamed before

To all the trolls who irritate me
Who fill the page with utter stupidity
Please gather your thoughts
That's how good ideas are wrought
To all the trolls we've flamed before

To all the trolls who can't understand
The meaning of true gentleman
If you don't learn respect
Then suffer the detrimental effects
To all the trolls we've flamed before

To all the trolls who can't spell properly
There's a book called a dictionary
You don't spell it noe
You spell it know
To all the trolls we've flamed before

To all the trolls who love to spam
It's better eaten from the can
I'm glad Glenn came along
To rid the board of your song
To all the trolls we've flamed before

To all the trolls we've flamed before
Over there is the Dominion's door
We've all had our laughs
Go to other boards to hone your craft
To all the trolls we've flamed before

- ContessaM