The Crapparatus
SHINY:
a Kari Wuhrer album

MSTed by HurriKain

Lyrics courtesy
kariwuhrer.net

Okay, so it's really a screencap from 'Data World.'

 SHINY - Part V

<Cheap guitars play in the background, as Kari drunkenly sings and dances her way though a field of flowers>

Kari: Push th' little daisies and make 'em come up! Push th' little daisies and make 'em come up! Push th' little daisies and make 'em come up....

<suddenly COC appears with the back of his shirt above his head (think Beavis as the Great Cornholio), dancing in the background as "Charlie, the magic retard">

Kari <bouncing around as an intoxicated bunny>: Watch the lil' daisies grow, lil' daisies grow! Let them push th' little daisies and make 'em come up! Watch them grow, watch them grow as I push th' little daisies, make 'em come up! make 'em come up! make 'em come up...

HK <wakes up>: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    "Sunflower Man"
Okay, this seems to be a song dedicated to her drug dealer... or her pimp... or Peck... eh, who cares... READY THE CHAINSAW!
    Daze
    Days to live in niteshine
    Knights
    Nights to swim in brightshine
<somewhere in the distance, a loud "Twang!!" is heard, followed by various foreign swearing>
    Breathe
    I breath your scent of rainbows
Daniel: Uh, Kari, actually that's the pot you smoked last night. I told you to drain the bong water last time!
    I
    know you will be mine
    You're diggin' me now
Uh, no I'm not.
    ( Chorus )
    You're my Sunflower
    Sunflower Man
    You're my Sunflower
    Sunflower man
AH! Police, there's this crazy woman that thinks I'm a walking flower! She tried to pluck me and sniff me and everything. It's the woman with the strange eyes and fake boobs. HELP!
    Picked
    I picked a million daisies baby
Daisies?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
    Ain't
    Ain't no good in bed
Peck: Hey, I tried snookums. But it's hard doing all those positions and tricks and you know that my time limit is 10-15 seconds.
    Stretch
    stretching out beneath me yeah
Yeah, we know you like to be on top. Your various movies have made that "explicitly" clear...
    Grow
    way over my head
    I'm diggin' you now
Uh oh... <looks down to realize he's holding a basket of flowers> Oh boy...
    ( Chorus x2. No Kari, you're mistaken. I am not your "Sunflower Man" and I don't have the "hook-up". Maybe you can ask that guy in the alley and he'll help you. )
So: another day, another review. Let's hope that Kari finds her Sunflower Man. Must... go... see... shrink...