The Crapparatus
SHINY:
a Kari Wuhrer album

MSTed by HurriKain

Lyrics courtesy
kariwuhrer.net

Okay, so it's really a screencap from 'Data World.'

 SHINY - Part IV

    Peck: That's right, that's right. I'm sad and blue. Cause I can't do the boogaloo. I'm lost, I'm lost. Can't do my thing. That's why I sing g-gimme gimme dat ding!

    Kari: Gimme dat, gimme dat, gimme gimme gimme dat, gimme dat ding, gimme dat, gimme gimme dat...

<HK wakes up in terror, sweating and breathing heavily>

HK: Oh dear God! Keep it together! Keep it together!

    "Come and Get It," by Paul McCartney (!)
This is too easy. So easy it's insulting. Honestly, I was expecting a challenge but she had to cover a classic. Not any classic but THIS classic. Hell, even SILVERGUY could make a funny riff out of this song!
    If you want it, here it is
    Come and get it
    Mmm-mm-mm-mm-mm make your mind up fast
Okay… no.
    If you want it, anytime
    I can give it
    But you better hurry cause it may not last
Yeah, STDs do that to a person.
    Did I hear you say that there must be a catch
No, I said that you probably CAUGHT something. Pay attention, ho.
    Would you walk away from a fool and his money
Well, no, but I wouldn't sleep with you if you were laying in a bed naked, covered in honey.
    If you want it, here it is
    Come and get it
    But you better hurry cause it's going fast
Okay, guys! Hurry up before the goods can spoil!
    You better...
Damn girl. You THAT horny?!?!
    If you want it, here it is
    Come and get it
    Mmm-mm-mm-mm-mm make your mind up fast
Bitch, did you hear me the first time? <smack>
    If you want it, anytime
    I can give it
    But you better hurry cause it may not last
HURRY! HURRY! HURRY! Meet the woman with the amazing libido! ONE NIGHT ONLY!
    Did I hear you say that there must be a catch
    Would you walk away from a fool and his money
Hey, don't bring Peckinpah into this!
    Sonny
So YOU broke up Sonny and Cher's marriage. <smack>
    If you want it, here it is
    Come and get it
    But you better hurry cause it's going fast
    You better hurry cause it's going fast
    You better hurry cause it's going fast
WHY ARE YOU BEGGING?!?!?!?!
    If you want it, here it is
    Come and get it
    Make your mind up fast
The answer is still no, but I might change my mind after NINE CORONAS!
    If you want it, anytime
    I can give it
    But you better hurry cause it's going fast
    You better hurry cause it's going fast
Kari: Hurry, before the crabs take over!
    Sonny
I think it was HER idea for him to go skiing.
    If you want it, here it is
    Come and get it
    But you better hurry cause it's going fast
    You better hurry cause it's going fast
Kari: I think this popsicle is melting.