The Crapparatus

War Zone

Slider120 episode 4.1

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 4.1 | War Zone

With making the fourth season, I made a few changes, They are still on FOX network, Maggies hair is the same as in the 3rd season, and Col. Rickman slid through the vortex before it closed.

>>> As opposed to sliding through AFTER it closed. Nice Otherworld idea with the different hair color too. Have you considered mailing us with these pitches? Hot DAMN, you certainly have...

"War Zone"

In the season premeire after 3 months and 15 different world, they are running because of being chased by natives,

>>> who are running because of chasing the Sliders,

then Quinn opened the vortex and they slid. They then landed in to the desert, where officers came out, and pointed guns at them. One officer took off his mask,

>>> This is the Hallowe'en episode?

and said "your not kromaggs", then Maggie remarked,

>>> "And you're not Richard Nixon!"

" nothing gets passed him", Quinn asked where they were, and the officer told him in the middle of a war with the kromaggs. They were then taken back to the base camp, where they met Col. Lexington,

>>> Perhaps you could make it Col. Lexxington, and have him blow up planets with his eyes. Then Maggie could take a shower...

and he told the sliders, if they knew who these people were in a picture, and it was wade, remmy, and Maggie said, "and the other one is rickman.

>>> These three were posing in a cheap airport photo booth; Wade was making rabbit ears behind Rickman's head.

Quinn asked where they were, and Col. Lexington told them they were taken to the prison, and he took them over to the edge of a cliff, and showed them a prison built with a sheild to cover the place from intruders.

>>> It would be funnier if he'd mistyped 'showed' as 'shoved,' given the cliffish setting and all. Oh, and pleasant as Kari's voice is, do we really need her reading the rest of this episode as part of her lines?

By the next day, Maggie, Quinn, and a scientist named Dr. Grange.

>>> Which is to say, Dr. Grange was thus named by Quinn, Maggie and a scientist.

They took a underground tunnel and got to the prison, and found a sheild, so Quinn had an idea, he had the Dr. Grange to shut off power

>>> (Thought you needed a Dr. Pepper for that sort of work)

in the power box to get in, so they did, and got in.

>>> Ingenious. Oddly fortuitous, though, that a scientist with the expertise needed to cut wires happened to be present.

Quinn told Maggie to separate, so they did.

>>> So Maggie is a symbiotic life form now? AH! You mean she never lost the Breeder! Now THAT would be a fourth season worth WATCHING!

As Quinn walked down a path, he got a gun pointed to his head, and it was Rickman. He was glad to see Mallory, and made him leave.

>>> I get it... Quinn used the Force to appear as Robert Floyd, convincing Rickman to let him go! Only thing missing was to have the Colonel repeat, "These aren't the Floyds I'm looking for."

Maggie found a control room, with a list of the prisoner,

>>> Episode 1: "Arrival," Episode 2: "The Chimes of Big Ben"...

he found both of her friends files.

>>> Conveniently baked into a cake.

She took a gun, and found Remmy first, and he was at first attacking her,then realized it was her. They then found Wade, and got away, then Rickman ran into them, and grabbed Wade, then Quinn came and hit Rickman with a pipe, and they escaped.

>>> You should be ashamed. That scene was lifted wholesale from Jackie Chan's latest opus! The pipe, the escaping-the-bad-guys part and everything! Geez, get a PLOT, man!

As the next morning came, Quinn told Wade, he was glad to see her, and then it happened, they kissed,

>>> Think you got those last two out of order.

then Maggie interupted them, and then vortexed out to the next world.

>>> Can the others catch up to her before she contaminates another Earth with the parasite???

In the prison, Rickman reported to the kromagg commander, he had put a tracking device on Quinn, and he told the commander, he had a helper,

>>> "what if u flew to a paralel uinverse where david plech n pah and dorky were unstuck? what if dorky was funny? and what if the unstuck dorky/plech turned into meatloaf with the aid of hamburger helper and wrote the fourth season machine?"

and they were going to kill the sliders.

>>> I look forward to Quinn's further mental deterioration under the influence of TWO tracking implants. Perhaps then we could pull a "Red Dwarf" and have him go back in time to become Dorky and write these stories.

Then you see a person with a robe on, cover their body, and opened teh vortex and jumped in.

>>> Certainly is easier than a person with NOTHING on covering their body. No wait, it isn't.

And the moral of the story, boys and girls...

Maggie's got that symbiont trained!