Touching drama:

3 days later, the sliders enter L.A., and decides to go to a coffee shop for breakfast, as Maggie begins to read the news paper, Remmy tells Colin, he hasn't had good pancakes since he left home. Then Quinn says that his mom use to make them for him as a kid, and Colin told them he never had pancakes before, so Remmy ordered him some too, and Colin was willing to try them.

Comprehensive alternate histories:

"Well back in '42 Germany attacked most of central europe, and even my own country Spain, then they attacked the U.S., and now in the late 90's here we are".

Action:

Colin speaks up by telling the man, he shouldn't do these kinds of things but the man told Colin to shut up, and then kicked him in the face, and Colin shut up.

Romance:

As morning came Quinn woke, and knew he was still acting as his double, Daelin kissed him, and they had sex, and after that she went down for coffee and he got into the shower, and went down to breakfast in a dark blue suit, and Daelin told him he looked attractive, but then he sat and ate.

...and hard SF:

"you guys must be out of towners, its been like this ever since the asteroid hit a nuclear power plant nearby, and with it being so hot, no one has slept in, I say at least 45 years."

Prepare for adventures beyond imagination. You are entering... the Fourth Season Machine.

401 | War Zone 402 | Logan's Day 403 | Common Ground 404 | The Spinning Topps 405 | Impossible Things 406 | Control 407 | Anti Grav 408 | Blank Faces 409 | Prime Factors 410 | California Reich 411 | World Of The Amish	412 | De Ja Slide 413 | A Time To Heal 414 | Terrorist U.S.A 415 | Back Step 416 | Femaggs 417 | Altered History 418 | Ship of Dreams Pt 1 419 | Ship of Dreams Pt 2 420 | Insomnia 421 | Know Your Enemies 422 | Confederacy
The First Three Seasons: A Retrospective
What, those weren't putrid enough? You're in luck. Check out this two-part 4SM pastiche... so bad, even Dorky swears he didn't write it!
421-B | Slidewave	422-B | Uncommon Ground
Looking Backwards: Another Retrospective Season Five So, the Sliders' encounters with Hitler, sex-starved Amazon Kromaggs and generally horrible grammar weren't enough? Hang on for the mind-blowing follow-up season, highlights of which include Remmy sleeping with Colin's female double and a guest shot by Pamela Anderson as Wade. All this, and we find out who the Robed Man from the S4 pilot REALLY was: Cristi Conway from "Timecop." Bring Gravol. Tender moments: As Laura opens the door, she see's Jacob and a woman in the shower making love "excuse me"... "uh sure, I'll be right out" Ruminations on the nature of Sliding: "did anyone just notice this, but that same man on his bike just rode past here, and that same woman was at the counter, when we walked in" Remmy comments "she might be someone that eats alot" Quinn says. ...and forays into the Undiscovered Country: "that was weird, I thought I died for a second, but I just have a headache" The Fourth Season Machine's Season Five. 'Cause you can't get too much of a bad thing.
501 | Home Slide Home 502 | Revealing Oneself 503 | Airborne 504 | Killing Field 505 | Scavenger Hunt 506 | New Lives 507 | Bird Call 508 | Fearful Awakenings Pt 1 509 | Fearful Awakenings Pt 2 510 | High Society 511 | Faceless Names Pt 1 512 | Faceless Names Pt 2 513 | Brain Teasers	514 | Wrongful Path 515 | Different Turn 516 | Old Crossings 517 | Sliding With The Enemy 518 | Mutants Among Us 519 | Double Jeopardy Pt 1 520 | Double Jeopardy Pt 2 521 | Slide2K 522 | New Opportunities 523 | Down Under 524 | Dust 525 | Revengeful Acts Recap: The Story So Far
Oh boy! Dorky #2 is also back for another season... er, seasoning. Enjoy the crapful goodness, folks... it's government-subsidized.
501-B | Brekfast at Shawn's
Season Six You thought he'd given up. You thought we'd never hear from Jacob, Laura, Sara, Mr. Dansforth, and the whole crazy gang again. Never to cringe at another gratuitous breakfast scene inserted as useless filler... Well, you HOPED, anyway. Nevertheless, the Pokejedservo of the Sliders world is back for more. Kinky sex: "yeah, its warm and soft to eat." Shauna states in a sexualized manner. "um.... sure, why not." Joe says. Prostitution: "sure, its always the women to get the jobs. Fine, if we have to be whores, you will have to get the job in the next world." "deal." Quinn states. And yet MORE kinky sex: "yeah sure, love this idea, how would you like yogurt down your pants!" Dorky's Season Six. It's okay, dude... you can stop now.
601 | New Alliances 602 | Changes 603 | Sliders Law 604 | El Cinco De Mayo 605 | Ghosts in the Wormhole 606 | 99ers 607 | Shortcuts 608 | Top Secret 609 | Second Chances Pt 1	610 | Second Chances Pt 2 611 | False Representation 612 | A Part Of You Is Waiting At Home 613 | Prisonslide 614 | A Post War Slide 615 | Ultimate Revenge Pt 1 616 | Ultimate Revenge Pt 2 617 | Ultimate Revenge Pt 3 618 | Ultimate Revenge Pt 4
Hey, where are you going? We aren't finished YET. We still don't know how recently Rembrandt has enjoyed the delicious succor of ribs, whether El Sid was a marijuana fiend, or what Sliders would be like if Wade turned into Alicia Witt from "Cybill." Such are the issues raised by Dorky's other sixth season, which picks up from "The Seer." In case you're wondering, it sucks too.
U-601 | New Beginnings U-602 | A Slider Led Into The Slaughter U-603 | An Invisible Enemy U-604 | Relationship Interrupted U-605 | Sliding Out Of Town U-606 | Influenced By Dimensional Travel U-607 | Selfish Term U-608 | A What If Situation U-609 | One Sickness Hurts Another U-610 | Change of Scenary U-611 | Where The Past Comes Alive U-612 | What Your Sliding For	U-613 | A Love Slide U-614 | Enemies ... Used To Be Friends U-615 | A Friend Unable To Stick Around U-616 | The Final Conflict Part 1 U-617 | The Final Conflict Part 2 U-618 | Adding On ... To Death With U-619 | The Way Life Was U-620 | To Take The Pain Away U-621 | Time Travelers U-622 | Three Minds Are A Crowd U-623 | Looking Back U-624 | An Ending Without A Conclusion
Season Seven The author's imagination is at the top of its game... "Hey, look guys, theres going to be a concert in the San Francisco Green Gate Bridge Park. And look who the band is" "Wade Welles and The Rock Stars" The speculative history is up to its usual high calibre... "I guess this world's Concord Hotel is backwards from the ones we usually go to. Instead of going to the front desk on the left side, we must go to the one on the right side" ...and the dialogue is at its naturalistic best: "You mean that woman is Quinn's double? Thats funny" Joe and Laura start laughing, but stop when Quinn exits the bathroom and joins them. "I would agree that it's funny" Dorky's Season Seven. Because what other fanfic would feature Kate Moss, God, and Dirk Benedict as a talking bear?
701 | Choices 702 | Two Minds Are Better Than One 703 | A Royal Slide 704 | Quinn's Birthday Wish 705 | Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow 706 | Quantum Slide Part 1 707 | Quantum Slide Part 2 708 | Double Roles 709 | God's Machine	710 | Flashbacks 711 | Finding A Way Off 712 | Addictions 713 | Facing The Past 714 | Ape World 715 | A Slider's Revenge 716 | A Societal Error Part 1 717 | A Societal Error Part 2 718 | A Long Road Ahead
Meanwhile, Dorky's other series on the USA network is churning out, if this is even possible, the worst episodes yet. From his carefully disguised homages to other franchises... A large cubed vessel closens in by them and contacts the scouting vessel with an audio message only, with their message "We are the Borg, you will be assimulated, resistance is crucial to your well being" ... to his radical new take on Colin... Colin tells the guy that he really is enjoying it, since it was his first time, but wonders why a man must stick his pickle up another guy's butt. The man tells Colin that was the only possible way to have sex. ...to Maggie's ongoing application of her military training... Maggie runs into the area, yelling out that she was here to party, and starts dancing, while touching herself all over her body, and soon begins undressing. The men get interested while the women are surprised of this new situation but still watch. ...these stories constitute an altogether new kind of low. Enjoy!
U-701 | A Conflicting War U-702 | Job Seekers U-703 | Saving Humanity U-704 | Shadowed Past U-705 | The Witch Hunt U-706 | A Slide Of Life Or Death U-707 | Leaving Behind The Past U-708 | Repeaters U-709 | Prophecies U-710 | Outpost 82	U-711 | Reunion U-712 | Spaceslide Part 1 U-713 | Spaceslide Part 2 U-714 | Beneath The Surface U-715 | Family Values U-716 | Reality U-717 | A Past Event ... The Future U-718 | The Old And The New U-719 | Fixed Problems U-720 | A Very Public Slide Part 1
Season Eight More showers! More breakfasts! By the following morning, as the sliders begin to awake and move around, Joel returns from his morning jog and tells the others that after his shower he would meet them in the dining room downstairs for breakfast. More of Colin's naïveté! Wade stops a couple of kids on bikes, near the sidewalk they are on, asking where the local library was. The boy points that it was two blocks straight ahead, but would need money since he was asked a question. Colin gives the kid a twenty, but the kid tells Colin that he was a joke and rides off with his friend, crumpling up the bill, and dropping the twenty on the ground and Colin bends down to get it, placing it back in his wallet. More of Colin's naïveté with regards to breakfast! Colin asks the chief if he had anymore food to eat since he hates skipping breakfast. The chief states that he could eat some bark, since that never hurt anyone. Colin heads to a tree and pulls off a piece of bark; before Colin takes a bite, the chief laughs, telling Colin that he was trying out humor and tosses him some jerky, with Colin smiling and then taking a bite out of some real food. Why, it can only mean that Dorky's eighth season is underway! Somebody, please, shoot me.
U-801 | A Very Public Slide Part 2 U-802 | 400 Miles Isn't Far Enough U-803 | The Shaky State U-804 | Mislead Freedom U-805 | Deception U-806 | Equal Opportunity U-807 | American Natives U-808 | Honor Thy Soldier Part 1	U-809 | Honor Thy Soldier Part 2 U-810 | An Adventure Of A Lifetime U-811 | Lucky 13 U-812 | Sliding Prey U-813 | Wounds U-814 | Planting Season U-815 | Missing Person's Report
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