All I can say for sure is that a vaguely Rembrandt-like person seems to be attending the world's most casual blood donor clinic in a world where the laws of perspective were repealed...

sliderules: Coffee and blood: two fluids you truly cannot do without for too long.

Blinker: Isaac the Bartender is always on duty. ALWAYS.

MissingSliderRyan: "Got to go! Got to go! Q-ball needs my blood! Got to go!"

Recall317: In a lost scene from "The Count Is Back," Count Brownula hosts a "suction cuff" infomercial on Amazing Bargains. "Now I can ingest the best of both worlds!"

MissingSliderRyan: On a world without bathrooms, Remmy chose to use coffee as a way to dialyze his blood.

JoeCrow: Funny thing about coffee, you can't buy it, you can only........ never mind.

Blinker: One of Thriller Remmy's cheesier public service spots during the marketing hype for In the Blood.

And the winning cap...

MissingSliderRyan: "Those vampires are going to get a surprise from drinking this blood. They won't even be able to sleep during the day."