"Slide By Wire"

UnReality: "Ve haf vays of makink you--oh! Mein Gott! Ja! Ja! Faster! Faster! Make vith zee balloon animals!"	Generik: The Thing With Two Heads gets a luscious portion of Copper River salmon with a nice rice pilaf on the side.	Generik: Buffoon's ex-wife's heart, clogged with fat from Copper River salmon- oh! Sorry, it's the same as always. Never mind.	Mr_Grant: Dick Van Patten is now the greeter at a chain of Rennaissance-themed restaurants.
Abominable_Dr_Phibes: Greedily, the thing with two heads lunged for the salmon plate, only to cause mutual concussions.	UnReality: "So this is a girl?" "Apparently. Frankly I don't see what all the fuss is about."	UnReality: Bad Hair Days From Beyond the Grave. Hey, it's a scarier title than "FreakyLinks!"	Abominable_Dr_Phibes: So, here's this two-headed thing, passed out in the salmon, rice all over the place. It was the worst night I ever worked at Denny's...
UnReality: Well that's a halfassed freakout if I ever done saw one.	YingYang: "Which of Arturo's balls did you get?" "The right one, I think..."	amycamus: Strangely enough, the Andres Serrano show at the Pentagon was a big hit.	YingYang: .oO ( He may be dumb, but he's a great lay... )   .oO ( I like pudding! )
Generik: One more example of why helium addicts should always practice their abuse indoors... "Carl! Come back!"	YingYang: "CondomMan: The Legendary Journeys"	Mr_Grant: "What be this strange amulet? And what doth 'No Service' mean?"	amycamus: "Why thank you, Miss Doherty. The Society for Creative Anachronism deeply appreciates your gift of a piece of bark."
YingYang: "Wow. Your wife is very flexible. What's the deal with the donkey?"	YingYang: "Don't cry. Just because you're a butch Marine and I'm a gay pharmacist doesn't mean we can't be lovers. Oh, wait... it does."	NurseNoir: Oh, the lengths people will go to for that sexy Frankenstein-bolt-in-the-neck look...	Abominable_Dr_Phibes: This has "Bergman" written allllll over it.
Generik: "Uh, Manos? Joni Mitchell called. She'd like to see the other side now."	NoahZark: Slat Board meets Bored Slut	Generik: "I've never touched a Thing With Two Heads' thing before... does it have two heads, too?"	Callie21V: Product of an unspeakable ménage à trois between Alfred Hitchcock, the Borg Queen, and a jar of urine.
amycamus: The worst stage version of "The Wizard of Oz" EVER.	Generik: Failed Superhero #45: Check the Tupperware to See if Something Smells Bad Man	Abominable_Dr_Phibes: Shaken; not stirred.	UnReality: "Of course it's not Shakespeare! We only got THREE monkeys! I mean, c'mon!"