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 Thenomain: BAD touch.  shamrockD: "Yeeeeeeeeee, hah!! We're gonna rustle us some women, and rape a whole lotta cattle!! Wait....."  tigerbeat: "Superfly" -- Letterboxed Edition.  shamrockD: Great taste on SFC???? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  NightTrain: Lambert, Hendricks & Ross: The Next Generation.  tigerbeat: "Goldurnit, Cletus... how many times do I have ta tells ya not to leave DiCaprio's head lyin' 'round?"  NightTrain: The target demographic for today's so-called "country" music.  Mr_Grant: Dear Penthouse Forum: I am a cowboy on a small western cattle ranch. I never used to think the letters you printed were true...  NightTrain: "And I say the Ronettes' original of 'Baby, I Love You' blows Andy Kim right outta the water!" "Them's fightin' words 'round here, pardner!"  Mr_Grant: "They're equipped with new olfactory chips and emitters, so yes, they really are stinkin' badges."  shanky: "Toss me a biscuit."  NightTrain: When Ford closed its Emerald City plant, 8,500 munchkins suddenly found themselves facing an uncertain future.  NightTrain: Lady, I know what you're thinking, but remember Catherine the Great...  Mr_Grant: Support Your Local Doofus.  NightTrain: "The name's Mxyzptlk. Tell Superman I'm back!"  NightTrain: "Of course I know how to ride a horse! Just one question: where's the e-brake located?"  NightTrain: "I brought you a couple of watermelons. Lemme just get 'em outta my shirt."  RedRhino: "YOU DID WHAT!!!!!! How could you replace my HEART with a BAKED POTATO?!"  NightTrain: "All right. It's 1869 and we're in Arizona. I'm black, you're wimpy, and she's dressed like a Times Square hooker. We oughta blend in just fine!"  NightTrain: "Trouble! With a capital T, that rhymes with P, that stands for psychiatrist!" "Uhh...work on that."  Abominable_Dr_Phibes: "Uh-huh. Purple scarf, black dress and matching boots... Whaddya gonna do, interior decorate me to death?"  NightTrain: "Buddy, I know what you're thinking, but remember the urban legend about that guy with the Thermos!"  Falcor2000: The kid soon learned there was a right way and a wrong way to deliver Mr. Earp's paper.  Abominable_Dr_Phibes: "Sold by weight not by volume; prices slightly higher in Canada;" yada, yada, yada... |
