"Prince of Wails"

Slider_Quinn21: Okay, maybe Season 1 didn't make a whole lot of sense...	Blinker: Go ahead. Make your claim.	DieselMickeyDolenz: "Why yes, I am wearing a thong. Why do you ask?"	Recall317: Tired of her husband, Jan Gavendail finally started entertaining bids.
Blinker: Kathleen duBorg EST Septieme Deneuve.	Recall317: "I think I see a Wendy's! We're saved!"	MissingSliderRyan: "Blistering idiots, now where am I going to find my Thomas' English Muffins. Can't a man eat anyone on this world?!"	mistie406: "Now look people, we can't ALL go to the party dressed as Columbo."
Recall317: Underdog patiently waits to change in the phone booth while the city burns.	Callie21V: "Resident Slider is brought to you by..."	MissingSliderRyan: "What, you say we're going to be cancelled!?!? That's impossible! No, we don't know anyone named David Peckinpah. Good day." <click> "Must be a wrong number."	mistie406: "Watch what happens when I press down on his abdomen! Hee hee!"
Recall317: "You call this a buffet? I call it 4 o'clock tea."	Callie21V: Charlene O'Connell.	mistie406: ALTV: all Al Sharpton, all the time!	Blinker: The Olympic semi-finals in Pairs Figure Trucking.
Recall317: When Quinn returned home, he found a better use for sliding: whoring the vortex out to marketers.	Slider_Quinn21: The BFA takes their first hostage...	Recall317: That's what you get for parking in SpaceTime's neighborhood.	DieselMickeyDolenz: This is your dog on "The Chasm." Any questions?
mistie406: The world's worst curler.	Slider_Quinn21: My agent said this would skyrocket my career...he's so fired...	MissingSliderRyan: Promo for Nubile Nymphos European Vacation	mmay1: You've really got to be careful in this city. There are Ralph Malphs lurking around every corner.
DieselMickeyDolenz: Awww, don't feel bad Wade. You can't win every round of musical chairs...	Blinker: FogBoy trips over one of LunchBoy's left-over plot holes.	mmay1: "In the name of Cheri Oteri, hold it right there!"	Slider_Quinn21: People of America... here is my funny face.
Recall317: "Haven't heard Wade whine in 15 minutes...oh there she is now, right on schedule."	Slider_Quinn21: You have a bloody lot of gah...Oh wait, that's the ACTUAL line... :-O	Callie21V: "You obtained your degree at Walgreen's? Surely you mean Walden." "Uh... yeah."	Slider_Quinn21: Sliders symbolism: No hat means he doesn't think he's royalty anymore...
Recall317: "Mr. Brown, you look like a buffoon." "Take a look in the mirror, Adam Ant!"	MissingSliderRyan: That fantastic night Mulder and Scully forgot their flashlights and investigated each other.	Recall317: So many worlds, so many warehouses...	Blinker: "Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?" "Ehh, a little on my left sleeve... why do you ask?"