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![]() ![]() tedj: "Good afternoon, I'm Lt. Lance Goodthrust. I'm screening intern applicants for the president." ![]() ![]() NurseNoir: "So the Kromaggs are Nazis...?!?" ![]() ![]() Daleman: "Moooom! Big Sister is staring at me!" ![]() ![]() Ezralite: "This is the LAST time I retrieve your damn puppy dog from the sewer, Dave!" ![]() ![]() Generik: "See? I can TOO find my ass with both hands!" "Okay, okay... hey, look what I found with both hands!" ![]() ![]() devildoll: "It's a device for having virtual sex." "I don't get it. You've invented a carrot?" ![]() ![]() Indomitus: That's not a sparkle in her eyes. That's her one neuron. It finally fired. ![]() ![]() Indomitus: "Hey, the ![]() ![]() Vigeant: "NO, Kari! For the LAST TIME!" ![]() ![]() dokterwer: "Then Q-Ball took out his... and it was so small it was scary, like a little gremlin!" ![]() ![]() abracadaver: "You don't think the saturn tattoo makes me look 'tuff'?" ![]() ![]() Dragonstud: "We don't have the power to teleport in time yet. A few more bicycle tires'll do it." ![]() ![]() Indomitus: "So if Zev is part cluster lizard and part sex-crazed, does that make her a cluster f--" ![]() ![]() DarkOracle: The Vibromatic 3000! Pleasure your crabgrass to death! ![]() ![]() The_Enigma: "One day, I'll learn to tie my own shoes." ![]() ![]() KllyWlls: "I just wanted to give the machine a hug!!" "GO AWAY!" ![]() ![]() Dragonstud: Like everyone else, he's hooked by the new virtual venetian blinds program. ![]() ![]() zombiewoof68: Sometimes she wished she was a MALE Redshirt. At least they just got killed. ![]() ![]() zombiewoof68: I'll never be able to hear little Piglet's voice the same way again! ![]() ![]() zombiewoof68: Bob Newhart's group session goes horribly wrong. (I love this screengrab! Can I keep it?) |