|  |  Agrijag: Is it just me or is this the most un-cappable episode ever? bbl... need coffee. |
 Recall317: Roger Clemens throws a wicked slider. Get it? Oh, PUN INTENDED!  nashtbrutusandshort: Wilderness survival tip #44: When lost in the woods in California, just follow the smog to the nearest city.  Callie21V: "Niaggh! Ungh. You set a mean pace, Mr. Brown!" "We're just WALKING, professor..."  teambanzai: Kevin Sorbo after gender reassignment.  nashtbrutusandshort: Wilderness survival tip #72: Once a bear sights your Twinkies, just drop 'em and back away. There's plenty more where that came from.  Callie21V: Eastern European crime flick: "The Unbearable Rightness of Fleeing"  nashtbrutusandshort: Shelby Foote prepares for his Weather Channel audition...  nashtbrutusandshort: "Arrrrrrrr! Our surgeries are complete! Now we've got the most innovative catering service Marin County has ever seen. Arrrrrrrr."  nashtbrutusandshort: The Defiant Ones stumble into a Robert Frost poem and beat each other to death fighting over which divergent road to take through the yellow wood.  nashtbrutusandshort: "Brothers! Sisters! This I swear -- one day I will make the humans pay for what they did to you."  matrix29: The Flintstones  nashtbrutusandshort: The Eddie Bauer models have their own fight club, where most often heard is the plea "No! Not the face!"  AllenSmithee: Stung by lowered revenues, Madonna's gynecologist-turned-tour-guide adds dinosaurs.  matrix29: "So after your trachea is removed you can still smoke through the hole? COOL!"  teambanzai: Excuse me, Miss Ex-Wife's Heart -- you have a little something on your shirt...  nashtbrutusandshort: As the quicksand swallowed Howie Long, James Brown began to question the wisdom of doing location shooting for Fox football.  nashtbrutusandshort: He's casting for his big-budget Hollywood remake of Manos: The Hands of Fate, and Robert Zemeckis has FOUND his Torgo!  Agrijag: Fraggle Rock, The Motion Picture. Pictured: John Rhys-Davies as the Trash Heap.  teambanzai: ...and then, just when the country thought it was safe, eight years later they elected his sister. AAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!  Blinker: "So then Colleen's agent sez, 'If Jerry can get his siblings on the show...'"  AllenSmithee: "Yeah, but a CGI dragon'd take too long to render. Hey, could we write one about a really bitchin' giant moss-covered potato?"  Callie21V: Jargon™: distilled essence of Season Five.  nomonday: Garth Brooks, Texas Ranger!  nomonday: "Symptoms may include: Rash, worse cold, butt sores, hair loss, rotting of limbs, death, reproductive problems, uncontrollable cursing, etcetera." |
