"Stoker," Vol. 2

Blinker: A very, very low-budget Flukeman.	amycamus: . o O ( There's not nearly enough tequila in this coffee... )	Recall317: In name, anyway.	amycamus: Quilting just ain't what it used to be...
Recall317: "All right! An episode devoted to me! Rock and roll vampires? Hey.............."	Real_Slider: ...a.k.a. Daniel.	Real_Slider: ...a.k.a. Daniel_2.	Recall317: I used to review music, beer, AND movies and I NEVER drove a car like this!
Real_Slider: "So.... do you come here often?"	amycamus: "Well, I'll get you the Midol like you requested, but I don't think cramps are the problem."	Recall317: "If I look more like Wade, will you stop calling me a whore?"	Callie21V: Finally, a realistic reaction from someone seeing Rickman for the first time.
Recall317: "I always wanted to be a musician. Funny how I never told anyone, especially Rembrandt. Oh well, the things we do to contrive a plot..."	AndyCapp_: "Okay, your belly button guitar is great... now let's have a go at your organ."	amycamus: It was bad enough that the priest exposed himself, but overexposing himself was the last straw...	amycamus: As the car took Laura from the Shetlands into London, the sheep threw an affectionate leg upon her neck. She didn't have the heart to tell it the truth.
amycamus: We were just outside of Barstow when the subtitles began to take effect...	Recall317: The Return of Arturo!	Blinker: Stanley H. Tweedle, nightclub bouncer. Usually bounces three to four times when punched; sometimes up to nine.	Generik: Though the Man Made of Spam was a bit out of focus, he still fought crime and made a tasty, nutritious snack.
Real_Slider: Inspired by O'Connell's technique, Kari decides to phone in a performance. (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)	Recall317: "Ohhh, Cryptkeeper..."	Blinker: X-Man profile: McCain. Mutant ability: growing a pizza pocket out of his neck	amycamus: Midnight in the Garden of Kitsch Lawn and Cemetary Ornaments.
Callie21V: "Tell Peck that if this gets as far as a strip search, I'll kill him."	Blinker: Downtown Brown. Can he dig it?	amycamus: "Oops, gotta go. The boyfriend wants servicing."	Recall317: "No, that's not what I'm wearing (giggle). Guess again!"
GizM: "Hello, Domino's? Do you deliver to the Jackson State Penitentiary?"	GizM: Chia-Car.	GizM: In a bizarre experiment, Jerry decides to morph with a chipmunk.	amycamus: "Uh, Alex, uh, what is viewers' response to Sci-Fi Channel programming?"
GizM: "The folks just call him Buckethead..."	GizM: As opposed to the FASTMIN'S Shield	Callie21V: "...then kiss your car goodbye."	Recall317: Suddenly, an anthropomorphic pitcher crashed through the wall. "Oh yeah!"
Mr_Grant: Wes Craven's "Waiting For Godot 2000"	Real_Slider: "No, officer, we were just sitting and talking."	Tinassman: o/` It's slinky, it's slinky, and I've got my legs spread! o/`	amycamus: "Dude, where's my cassock?"
Real_Slider: "Move and I'll cut you to pieces!"	amycamus: "You know, talking to you is like talking to a... never mind."	NickDanger: Ooh! Look! He's doing Shatner expression #7! The "I Need A Laxative Now!" expression!	Real_Slider: Sabrina would have made N'Sync, but she wasn't feminine enough.
Recall317: "To your right, vampires. To your left, Kansas."	Mr_Grant: Can't believe they've slid into the Designing Women dimension. "STOP calling me Anthony!"	questor: Scully and the gang visit China.	Real_Slider: "Next up in the kiddie toss, last year's champion, Big Momma Bess! Don't let her size fool ya..."
Real_Slider: Hey... it could happen. God forbid.	Mr_Grant: The 8:00 Edition, sponsored by Mercedes. Our top story: no Mercedes Benz were involved in a 12 car chain reaction accident on I-5 today...	ArchHallJr: "I've always been told to turn the other cheek."	JohnSteed: Introducing RUMBLE TV! When the doctors use the crash carts on your favorite soap opera, you can FEEL the action! [Note: non-rumble or rumble-type sensations may not be conveyed.]
Generik: "So a delivery boy, a business executive and a priest all walk into a screengrab..." "Is this some kind of joke?" "Not the way I tell it."	JohnSteed: Arnold Schwarzenegger IS a hard-fisted Catholic priest? Eh, wouldn't surprise me...	NickDanger: o/` We built this city on an-dro-genyyyy! o/`	Callie21V: DID YOU KNOW: Sliders creator David Peckinpah considers the "magic guitar weapon" scene the highlight of his entire run.
FreezeGate: Looks like our friend Escher is at it again. "I call it, 'Man In a Box'."	Real_Slider: "Let's make this game of 'Chicken' interesting..."	Recall317: "River Styx boatman Charon has taken a little vacation for the holidays. Jerry O'Connell will be filling in for him until he gets back. Coins?"	Callie21V: Just moments after Kari's experimental implants were punctured.
Generik: We've replaced Tonisha's regular brain with Folger's Crystals. Let's listen in and see if she notices...	questor: Vibrator wrangler for Madonna's wedding night.	Blinker: "Higher... higher... THERE! Get the spiders!!" "I gotta reload my guitar, dude!"	ArchHallJr: Too late.