"Sole Survivors," Vol. 2

rickubis: Trailer for Joel Schumacher's "Bartholomew and the Oobleck."	psychomorph: Dubya tries to remember how to pronounce the Spanish Prime Minister's name...	aaabbbccc: The world's worst condom ad.	rickubis: "Oh my god, Triffids!" "Nah, these are just ferns." "Oh my god! Rabid ferns!" "Will you shut UP?"
adsinfinitum: Ultimate Lighting Championships	Recall317: Quinn's basement... after the Armageddon.	Ebenezer: These PETA commercials are getting way too pretentious.	adsinfinitum: "Okay... Velma, you go look upstairs. Daphne and I will go make out in the basement-- I mean, check out the basement..."
amycamus: "Denim? I barely met him!"	MissingSliderRyan: Jeez... David Copperfield has done everything. Now he's levitating toothbrushes.	Generik: "Sit up straight. We got a lot of fool-pityin' to do today."	Recall317: Peck: "Hey! Who slipped the alt-history into this episode?! You're fired, Paul Leonard!"
rickubis: Giant mice are no laughing matter. The body of one of their victims lies before their holes.	rickubis: "Hey! Quit stalking me!" "I'm your secretary, Ms. Kidman..." "A likely story! Now kindly tazer yourself..."	MrAtomik: Fatally confused by the presence of more than one door.	adsinfinitum: "So... you come here often?" "Well, I just did, if that's what you're asking."
Generik: "Community service? Fuck that, I think Chuy's should give us free margaritas for life for all the publicity we gave 'em!"	rickubis: She's trying for the old John Cougar Mellencamp look. Damned if I know why.	MissingSliderRyan: Looks like Rickman's aiming a little low today...	Recall317: Sabrina flees the set crying after Kari ridiculed her french cuffs.
Callie21V: And you thought "The Prince of Slides" was Peck's only cameo...	RolanDeHay: We are the Knights who say 'NI!...osporin.'	Generik: "Double diaphragms and a full body condom... okay, Mr. Ritchie, you're cleared for sex with Madonna."	Recall317: Why would the cars be wrecked? It's not like the zombies needed motor oil to live.
MissingSliderRyan: Yep, Wade's just a distant memory in Quinn's mind.	Blinker: Sci-Fi World factoid pop-ups... OF THE FUTURE!	adsinfinitum: "Aw, isn't Venice beautiful?" "Yup, 'specially since they moved all the water to Houston."	teambanzai: Meanwhile, Puma Man's still pretending to be dead.
adsinfinitum: "Ari Fleischer today further refuted claims that Cheney's nuclear power plans are unsafe..."	gleeb: "Could be worse, we could be in the smoking section."	Recall317: "My tongue's not the only thing that's swollen, honey..."	amycamus: Dumpster/bail-bondsmen tour of Europe.
Agent_Moldy: Dairai's been hit! Enraged Duranies rush to her rescue!	MrAtomik: The Killer Car lures yet another victim with its "open hood, please come fix me" ploy.	Blinker: Blinker and friends reclaim their laptops after the quarterly inspection...	Recall317: "I've had bigger." "The gun?" "Yeah, that too."
Agent_Moldy: Sebastian Bach IS -- not looking so good. Next slide, please.	teambanzai: "Huh? My job? I'm a hot, blonde Californian, duh!"	Recall317: Bottoms Up!	amycamus: "Bottoms up!"
teambanzai: "You know, holding the rave in a hospital parking lot was pure genius."	Generik: "Sounds like... Bee Gees... two, maybe three of them..."	Recall317: "Hey Q-Ball, this is the 7th consecutive episode I end up with a shotgun. Maybe we should just start sliding with them." "And increase the mass of the vortex?!"	beckett: "Well son, now that Mommy's in heaven, we can download alllll the porn we want."
adsinfinitum: "I'm sorry, I've had my head in the clouds lately..."	Agent_Moldy: o/` 7 Subway subs, 6 grams of fat... FIIIIIIVE, ON-ION RINGGGGGS... o/`	Agent_Moldy: Florence Nightingho: dispensing medical aid and more to wounded pimps 'round the world!	adsinfinitum: Jim Carrey AND Toshiro Mifune IN Dr Seuss' The Seven Sam-I-Am.
adsinfinitum: Any similarity between this episode of Sliders and Michael Jackson's "Thriller" is purely intentional.	Generik: Consecrating her daily drum of Oil of Olay.	Recall317: Okay, this is the third screencap in a row where I couldn't think of anything that wasn't pornographic.	Generik: "Well, sometimes you just have to go with pornography, you know." "But I don't even have a pornograph!"
MissingSliderRyan: The final shooting script for the S8 finale of X-Files. Nothing but a mess of words illogically formed into sentences.	Recall317: "The sewers?" "You knew this series was heading there eventually."	Generik: "Nest Houri: A Man Pathetic. Alloysius Wants To Slog." ...the HELL??	Recall317: Looks like you two have a lot of repopulating to do, heh heh...
teambanzai: Every zoo should have an NBC Mystery Movie exhibit.	Blinker: "You could come with us!" "But then... it would mean the end of mankind here." "Shut up! No one's inviting YOU."	Recall317: There's just something about a Creature Land marathon that brings out the worst of Sliders... oh yeah, the creatures.	amycamus: A lovely addition to any room, this delightful unguent wall clock is exclusively available through the Harriet Carter catalog.