"The Seer"





Loodvig: The result of a very brief affair between Michael Jackson and Little Richard.


BlakHat1: "This place is a uranium mine! That could explain how the sphincter mutated!"


Lanzman: "We work hard, so you don't have toooooooooooooooo!"


Loodvig: George Harrison IS Rocket J. Squirrel.


screaming_fist: Similar to the Jerry Lewis–France phenomenon, Sliders was well loved in Japan.


Lanzman: Morticia Addams, the newest spokesperson for Jenny Craig.


Katran: "Simpson, ehh?"


threeamigos: Maggie: "Well, SOMEBODY killed him..." [Remmy eyes logo suspiciously]


Dragonstud: Trying desperately to resist each other.


screaming_fist: "Must .. stay ... peppy ..."


Steve_Reeves: "Bobby, stop shooting the neighbors and come in for lunch!" "Aw, Mom!"


CindyM: "Sho' nuff, hunny, if'n ya got a twenty!"


screaming_fist: "Girls say they caught you hiding in the bathroom... what's the matter with you, man? Why didn't you call me?"


RexKramer: .oO( Man, after this it's hosting infomercials and Cinemax Late Night flicks. Damn you, Sci-Fi... )


claimdude: "And now, the woman who learned to lose weight by keeping out of her mouth things that are bad for her...Monica Lewinsky!"


threeamigos: "Dammit, I KNOW I felt someone tap my shoulder..." Grandma's tunnel-vision was often the butt of jokes at parties.


claimdude: ...in the waiting room at the implant clinic, the customers always wonder why there are only Sports Afield magazines to read.


screaming_fist: "Psst! Quick, pull the rope!" [man falls through trapdoor]


RexKramer: And now, a moment of silence for Kari Wuhrer's breasts... may they sag gently into the endless night.


Lanzman: Doogie Howser: The Deadly Years.


claimdude: "You guys suck at dancing! Quit that Walk Like An Egyptian move right now!"


Callie21V: "This is a vision I had of Bill Dial missing the slide..."


pikachu42: "No, that's not how the song from hamsterdance.com goes! It goes de de dele de de de de..."


claimdude: Users of the Ronco home tattoo kit found it a bit cumbersome.


MinarviaI: "Eat it! Eat it or you're not gonna have any cookies!"


GersonK: Don't look now, but the CT! curtain is taking over.


RexKramer: "I left Act III in the corner and now it's gone. What now?" "Wing it. No one's watching anyway."


animebabe: Do you see one man's face, or half a lamp?


claimdude: "Don't fret, Mrs. Robinson...I'm sure you'll find a companion soon!"


Crowmoonie: "Rembrandt, who are these people?" "Scully, who are these people?"


animebabe: "The Man With the Golden Gun? Nope, never saw it... why?"


screaming_fist: "Cough up the dough or my boy here will start singing 'N Sync songs."


claimdude: "Next on FOX... When Monica Lewinsky Attacks."


AllenSmithee: "The Wiz is gonna find me a new brain! Yessiree!"


Callie21V: "Well Remmy, I sure hope you find your real homeworld." "Yeah. Me too."


Sliders Fans Everywhere:
>:-#!!!!!!

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