"Roads Taken," Vol. 2

Captions recorded by the Ratboy Consortium. Now with free Doggett and Reyes taunting!

kang2000: "Man, I thought things were bad when we were on Sliders... at least we had work back then..."	JAUSTRALIS: "That is one BIG-ASS PAIR OF TWEEZERS!"	joebean: Best shrooms I ever ate.	ROBOTCROWT: "May I have your attention for just a moment, please? Nobody look over in this direction! He needs his privacy for a few minutes, if you know what I mean!"
Recall317: Has Quinn been hanging out with Bennish again?	MissingSliderRyan: Cleavant, NOOOOOO!!!! For the love of all the Sliders fans, DON'T JUMP!	Steve_Shinigami: "Hey, that plane says 'Ha ha suckers, we have ur car.' Wonder what that means." "DUDE! They stole our car!!"	gleeb: Shunned by the liberal establishment, Ralph Nader goes on the door-to-door lecture circuit.
joebean: "You wanna get some pizza and have sex? [pause] ...What? You don't like pizza?"	MissingSliderRyan: "Here's the scene of mass destruction after the Sliders series finale The Seer aired last night. Fans everywhere rioted... Film at 11."	joebean: "beer?" (Editor: The hell?)	Recall317: Maggie knew she had crossed the line when even Quinn looked horrified at her latest suggestion.
cambria36: "Yeah, but I bet your friggin' headache won't stop us from curtain shopping this afternoon."	tin_of_whoopass: "Okay, looks like we're over the target zone... I'M GONNA JUMP!" "Um, that's just the back door." "Oh. Yeah. Sorry."	Recall317: "Do you really believe he is Quinn's son?" "I dunno, Farm Boy. He looks too animated."	mmay1: Karen Carpenter! She's alive! I knew it!
Recall317: I don't even have to ask -- Maggie's in this scene, non?	mmay1: "Hey, hey, gentlemen, please. One per urinal."	Recall317: Leave it to JOC to fall asleep at his date's door...	joebean: Just for kicks, the Army likes to sneak into houses and give people enemas while they sleep.
MissingSliderRyan: I bet you they got laughed at showing up at the prom wearing that.	lemoncrush: o/` Do the humpty hump... Doin' the humpty hump (do me ba-bay) o/`	cambria36: "Ya wanna buy this VCR, sir, or are you just glad to see me?"	Recall317: Even at age 76, Maggie still can't get enough.
MissingSliderRyan: Maggie puts another notch on her... uh... uh... I don't want to know.	cambria36: Rodney Dangerfield, Jr. gets no respect either.	Recall317: If she can wear white, who can't?	Callie21V: Early versions of the Klingon cloaking device were somewhat less than effective.