"Revelations," Vol. 2

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CapMidnight: The George W. Bush Environmental Initiatives, Part IV: White trash dumps.	MissingSliderRyan: What do some ladies see in them? I certainly don't see it...	Bugnost: "First name Bob, last name 'weadababyitsaboy prollynotminecozshezaslut!'"	Cackerot: It's Sliders union break: "Man, that Garfield gets in so much trouble."
MissingSliderRyan: Another inexplicable plot hole. If the giant can put his hand through then pull it back then how come the sliders can't go back into the vortex?	cambria36: Billy Idol searching for a window to crash through.	JAUSTRALIS: Kari Wuhrer's little black book: now available on 25 CD-ROMs!	Mr_Grant: Ladies and gentleman, I've just found my Christmas card for this year.
John_Murdoch: And now it's time for "Redneck Soaps." Mary Sue can't decide between brothers Cletus and Jeb...	Bugnost: THIS is your season finale?!?!?	MissingSliderRyan: JOC NAN Face #2451: Concentration.	cambria36: "Actually, if given the choice, I'd rather have genitals than arms."
amycamus: "Boy, if Generik catches me wearing his shirt, I'm in BIG trouble..."	Cackerot: Jet Li stars in The Pizza Man Was Late: He Must Die!	TyranosaurisRex: Objects in mirror are whiter than they appear.	John_Murdoch: "Uh, Mommy, what are you doing with Mr. Whiskers?" "Meow!"
WookieeMonster: "You should read this. 'The Alyssa Milano Story'... it's a damn good book."	tin_of_whoopass: When "just a minute" becomes "for the rest of your natural life."	CapMidnight: "Well... Rodin's 'The Thinker,' of course. But, Professor... do you really conduct individual study-field-trips at your house with all your students?!?"	amycamus: "I am Beethoven, Destroyer of Worlds."
EireCat: .oO ( Ooooh! I can see my reflection in his glass eye! )	Recall317: On a very special Sliders: "A COW for Colin."	cambria36: "You misunderstand. It wasn't this big; this is how far he missed the mark."	cambria36: "Damn! You guys ALWAYS take a group pee?"
Bugnost: "Oh look, mistletoe! Now I gotta kiss you!" "That's poison oak, moron."	Bugnost: No cap. I just like this pic. :-P	MissingSliderRyan: Deep Throat: "Now that CSM and Krycek are dead I can finally tell you, Mulder. They were your father and brother. Feel happy now?" Mulder: "That rat bastard!"	amycamus: "If you are in a bad mood just remember it will always go away. This is very bad news for people who like their bad moods but they are not the #1 GROOVERS!"
tin_of_whoopass: Technology so advanced, it takes AT&T to screw it up.	amycamus: "That is incredible, Marlys! Can you even help ME?" "No Mr. President. You will never be funky."	Matteus: Now THAT'S a Powerbar!	Humoriste: Cue "Mission Impossible" music.
Matteus: There's something very Terrence and Phillip about this guy...	Bugnost: "I can't believe I have a date with Kylie Minogue!" "Just smile for the paparazzi, gramps."	Matteus: George Carlin finally got lucky.	amycamus: "Santa! These came outta me!"
DiscoBoy: "I'll never get the hang of this streetwalking." "Don't worry, dad. You'll catch on eventually. Maybe tomorrow night you can borrow one of my skirts."	CapMidnight: "Helen, I love you so much... I got a tattoo of your phone number!"	Informant: "And you see, Colin here is really a piece of wood that we programmed with the ability to talk... well, every now and then."	Cackerot: "My lucky day! I found a Twinkie on top of my car."
Beedo: "So, ever do it with a grizzled old has-been?"	NicestGuy: Dudley is still unaware that the white surface resembling the top of his snare drum is really a bowl full of milk.	Rasheed_Wallace: "Foster Brooks! I didn't recognize you without a drink in your hand."	EireCat: "Yeah, Mom warned me about those permanent markers..."
DiscoBoy: The Mormon version of "Pulp Fiction"?	Beedo: "Sir, this is a bank window... not a urinal."	wd40: Well, well, things are looking up!	EireCat: The tragedy of drive-by filming.
Nightbeat: Scooby and the gang head off to solve their biggest mystery yet: Why is Sliders still on?	YingYang: Tonight on FOX: Darva Conger shaves Milton Berle's pubic hair.	MissingSliderRyan: "How's this for Diana Stare #3: 'listening attentively'?" "NO, NO, NO! That's Stare #26. Do it again." "DAMN!"	Steelhawk: "Attention, mall shoppers, there's a sale on Chia Pets in the Center Court..." [stampede]
EnochF: "We said, GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID!"	Indomitus: "We've found it, men! We have found the cusp, the very diaphragm of time!" "Do you think we'll get through?" "No way, Ted. Nothing's getting through that."	Mr_Grant: "B.A. Baracus' Day Off"	CapMidnight: Chomsky at night; sailors' delight.