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 rickubis: I still don't understand. I can only wear this dress once a month? Why are they called "period" clothes?  DarkOracle: Is not a black private dick. Is not the sex machine to all the chicks. Can't dig it.  DarkOracle: Looks like a ball bearing and a washer to me, but hell, what do I know?  SL4ever: When Hugh Hefner dreams...  TyranosaurisRex: If certain branches of government died, we'd all benefit.  DarkOracle: Planning guide?! All I need to carry out my wishes is a cage, some go-go boots and and some vaseline.  MissingSliderRyan: Peck: "With this bad lighting and the bars across her face, I could swear that's Sabrina. Go with it!"  SL4ever: The foreman at the watch factory began to suspect someone on the assembly line was smoking CRACK.  tin_of_whoopass: Matthew Perry, unable to advance his film career, decided to leverage the "Chandler" character into a chain of hotels instead.  Recall317: "Damn! No Golden Ticket! How many of these damn things do I have to eat?" Old_Abe: Mary Gross is finally imprisoned for her participation in "Feds."  DarkOracle: "He's been like this ever since he met  Recall317: Dominion members rush to the scene of the latest round of ToFGaL.  SL4ever: Four floating heads for the price of one! Act now!  MissingSliderRyan: The morning after the earth shook with the three of them.  vortex62: Ohhh, gotta love those flashbacks. Groovy...  SL4ever: "Guests of TWIWTA stay at That 70's Hotel!"  MissingSliderRyan: What's fantastic is that both Diana and Mallory have lines in this scene.  Old_Abe: "Care for a fresh Colt 45? Gets your jimmy thicker, gets her in the mood quicker."  Callie21V: Isn't it ironic that the one who never gets to speak has her mouth open CONSTANTLY?...  MissingSliderRyan: Breeder Maggie Vision  TyranosaurisRex: I just can't seem to cap someone that's looking me straight in the eye. I'm funny that way.  MissingSliderRyan: "If we make that water Exorcist pea green, you'll never know it's not really Sabrina!"  MILLENIUM4CE: "You are now exiting Prince's bedroom. Have a nice day."  MissingSliderRyan: Promo for Kari's movie, Kiss Your Tonsils Goodbye. Rated K for KKKKRRRAAACCCKKKK!!!  Blinker: The Sliders infiltrate Technoberry Farms to commandeer a shipment of MapleTane® Recombinant Pancake and Waffle Suspension.  SL4ever: Remmy must have some dirt on the cameraman; this entire ep is nothing but closeups of him!  Old_Abe: Banana Republic attempts to coax its customers with a new hypnotic mist.  Blinker: Hey! My capping sessions ain't over 'til the fat lady s...oh. Later, all!  Recall317: "I'm sorry, Miss Beckett. You won't be able to sleep your way out of this situation."  SL4ever: When corrective eye surgery goes terribly, terribly, terribly wrong.  Recall317: "What's your sign?" "Aquarium." "Great, let's get tanked!"  SL4ever: Some dreams defy even Freud's ability to interpret.  Recall317: "Maggie! Now's not the time for your panty tricks!"  Old_Abe: "You guys keep acting, I'll be with you in a minute..." (writing) "Dear agent, please for the love of all that is holy get me out of this *(^@#*(@ series." SL4ever: "Uh, before we go, Wade, can I get a shot of head?"  SL4ever: You can talk as much  Recall317: "No, no, the Cardassians are on Set 3." "Oops, my bad."  MissingSliderRyan: "Mom, how much for the floating head snow globe?"  SL4ever: "This might surprise you guys, but this  SL4ever: Remmy knew that the strip of newspaper pasted on his face fooled no one, but as long as it felt like a mustache, he didn't care.  Recall317: Mallory spontaneously combusts? This episode rules!!!! Old_Abe: Ken Russell revives himself from a mushroom stupor to direct "Altered States II: The Final Reconstituting."  SL4ever: "No acting was done in this episode. Not responsible for any TVs damaged by angry fans. Oh, and Peckinballs says |
