"The Prince of Slides"

Preservation assistance by Slider_Sarah. She rocks!

Caramel: "You will take the mime class!" (slams him into imaginary wall) "And you will LIKE it!"	YetiMan: "I have to be honest with you... I'm Mr. B. Natural."	Hawky: "Now, are you gonna make faces against my clean glass again, punk?!" "WO WIR!!"	TemporalFlux: Thanks to modern science, removing Rembrandt's backstory was a simple outpatient procedure.
Mpower: Next on VH1: "Pop Up Cemetery"	shanky: "Hey, hey, wait a minute! Aren't we supposed to have, like, a patient on this thing?"	Mr_Grant: The Exciting Story of Rick Rossovich's breakthrough "Top Gun" role.	Blinker: "Wow... tastes like chicken!"
LadyGuinevere: "I'm sorry, Mr. Mallory. I didn't know the beanie baby rabbit meant so much to you."	Nocturnal_Walker: Emilio Estevez comforts him in his last moments. "Hey, did you ever see St. Elmo's Fire?"	RolanDeHay: "As a good Democrat, I prefer well-articulated pathological lies to mispronounced integrity."	Hawky: "And then when I was two..." "zzzzzzzzzZZZZZ"
Blinker: "Would I notice a stranger unzipping his pants right in front of me? Oh, as if I'd miss THAT. This quiz sucks!"	Real_Slider: Here at the Homeless Realty Company, we work hard to get you into a box you can afford.	Mr_Grant: AUGHHHHHHH!!!	cambria36: Brad learned a valuable lesson this spring: "Clear the land BEFORE building a log-cabin."
Alpo1: "If you call me 'Sucker Fish' one more time I'm leaving!"	amycamus: Buffoon's ex-wife's heart, with 39% of a Sliders episode. Naturally.	Blinker: "Stealing your Beanie stash? Why no, we were just... taking a stroll! With some plastic bags and tweezers for company!"	Real_Slider: Not wanting to let Rembrandt have all the fun, the Professor went and got himself knocked up too.
Blinker: "I have just seen my very last American football game. I am sensitive to four downs, and, ah, far prefer three downs."	Real_Slider: "Jehovah's Witness! Open the damn door!!!"	cambria36: Nurse awaits the outcome of the maze-race between the wheelchaired widow and the one-legged hopping retired mailman.	Slider_Sarah: "I told you you should have bought that beanie. You really are upset that Quinn got there first, aren't you? I laugh in your face!"
Blinker: "One Bill... one resolve... one cause..." Shawn Connery even got Big Brother to support the Brekfast Bill.	Mr_Grant: See our hot XXX fabric-softener-bear webcams!	Mpower: "Oh, I couldn't eat another bite... no, really, I'm stuffed. Well, if you insist: perhaps another mint."	RolanDeHay: "What happened to your hair?" "It's called the poor woman's face lift..."
Hinermad: "Tell it to the neck, 'cause the face ain't listening and the hands are busy."	Callie21V: "It is pronounced VESSEL, Ensign. Vessel. Vessel. Say vessel." "Wessel!"	UnReality: Well would ya look at that. Elton John done gone and become Shiva, destroyer of worlds. Get the camera, Pa.	JAUSTRALIS: "...Hmm... a 7 letter word for dumbass....oh! Dumbass!"
MissingSliderRyan: Recall: SweetOne, no you can't do that interview with WSLD. SweetOne: Tex already okayed it. Please. Recall: Very well, I'm standing outside the van.	Recall317: "Quit bogarting the Pepto Bismol!"	Blinker: When it comes to being screwed in the head, JRD still can't top Peck... or Kari.	HurriKain: "Conditions for Season 4: Show up at work every day wearing a string bikini... WHAT THE >:-#??? Peck, you can shove this up your >:-#!"
Recall317: Rare shot of Whistler's mother with Whistler's mailman.	Real_Slider: .oO ( Hmm... I've never used THIS toothpaste before! )	Callie21V: Rejected auditioner #33 for Liberty Godparent Foundation website model.	Indomitus: It's actually just a roll of fat that hangs down below his belt, but it sure does drive the ladies KER-AYZEEEE!
Saltydog: "Of COURSE I've got a vested interest. We've ALL got vested interests. I mean, just look at us."	UnReality: "Villanous scoundrel he may be, but Iago was right: you some damn fine pussy, girl!"	Vigeant: "Dang, I never should've stayed at that Beanie Baby party. Those all-you-can-eat buffets are addictive."	MissingSliderRyan: Man, SpaceTime's really gone Napoleon, hasn't he?
TyranosaurisRex: Cover for the new CD, Two Tenors (one with belly ache) and a Contralto	HurriKain: "That's IT! You are GROUNDED, young man! Get in the car!" "But Mommy..." "NOW!!!"	cambria36: Sonny (Liston) and Cher.	Saltydog: "Say! Tide DOES get my whites whiter--wait a minute. Who cut eyeholes in my sheets?"
Racerex: Notice the 6-foot tall bullfrog standing in front of the window...	Mr_Grant: "Remember: Tension Sheets! You're going to invent them! Don't forget!"	beckett: "Cedars-Sinai announced today that it sucessfully grafted two fat guys together for no apparent reason."	Callie21V: Rembrandt should have known Maggie's come-on was too good to be true. Now, he's housing a nest of breeders the size of Wisconsin.
Vigeant: "This is all that remains of the beanie babies?!?!? YOU MONSTER!!!!"	Recall317: I've heard of pissing in the drain, but....	zyzzybalubah: Coming this fall: "Three Fingers and a Baby."	Racerex: "Do you know that I can tell what you had for lunch just by touching your stomach?"
Recall317: "My fortune says I will fall for a leopard woman." "What does ours say?" "Uh...gee..it's kinda smudged."	Nocturnal_Walker: "Do you have any fruit to declare... What the???" "That's not funny, fleshbag!" "I'm sorry, I didn't realize..."	JAUSTRALIS: Product of an unspeakable ménage à trois between the Food Channel, the Opera Channel and the Home & Garden Channel.	Real_Slider: "Mallory? Nope, sorry, no Mallorys here." "But the GATE SQUEAKED!"