The Pilot, Vol. 2

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Recall317: One plumber's journey would begin...	Recall317: "All right. Which one of you mendicants put this 'Gravity Well' sign on my back!"	DieselMickeyDolenz: Following the bursting of the .com bubble, this is now a strip joint called "Breast Buy"	Recall317: "Hi Quinn! Great weather, no? Did you watch Friends last night? Will you please pay me any attention whatsoever?"
Rorshach: "Alas, poor Invisible Yorick..."	MissingSliderRyan: . o O ( Dammit, how come my female students never come onto me like Dr. Indiana Jones? )	The_Seer: The PUMAT of Woody Allen, Elvis Costello, and Roy Lichtenstein.	SL4Beaver: "Well, it's true the baby has been hogging all the milk lately. Go ahead but make it quick before someone sees!"
The_Seer: Arturo's little midnight snack.	MissingSliderRyan: "I want you now, Quinn!" "We don't have time." "Well screw you, then!" "I said, we don't have time."	Recall317: The first appearance of Quinn's "Sanity-be-damned" look.	DieselMickeyDolenz: "Damn. Cat's game again. I WILL find a winning stategy for Tic-Tac-Toe!"
Recall317: At left: Anthony Quinn after the sex change operation.	Recall317: "Are you insane? That was the THIRD episode of the FIFTH season. You call yourself a Babylon 5 fan?!"	DieselMickeyDolenz: JOC never met a ... kitty... he didn't like.	BabyCasanova: Remember this hint for the next trivia question. :-D
Mr_Grant: So hungry he's carmelizing his thumb for a between-between-meals snack.	DieselMickeyDolenz: Executive: I'm sorry, but would you have a 1995 urine? '98 was a bad year.	Recall317: "It's great! You can use it to dispose of old TVs, refrigerators, stuff the dump won't even take!"	Mr_Grant: "Want to grab some lunch? Hey, what's Einstein working on? Can it be eaten or used in food preparation?"
Recall317: Whatever Bennish is gesticulating towards, I'd prefer not to know.	Mr_Grant: "Mistah... HART. You come in here... with a mind full of MUSH.. and we send you out thinking like a- suddenly I'm hungry for mush. Student union for breakfast?"	Blinker: Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's mayonnaise.	Mr_Grant: It's the James Brown Limited Edition. The gear shift has 1, 2, 3, 4, and "Get On Up".
lazlong02: San Francisco: nature's roller coaster.	Mr_Grant: Forgot point he was trying to make about Scully's lack of an office, signals waitress for more fries.	SL4ever: . o O ( Shoot! I left my faucet running in the bathroom! Oh well, I'll be back from the ballpark in a couple hours, no harm done. )	Recall317: Oatmeal may have been the right thing to do, but now Wilfred Brimley has something else he needs to do pronto.
SL4ever: Unfortunately, Pinoquinno never became a real boy.	Blinker: "Maybe I should turn up the power..." When you think about it, the Sliders owe the remainder of their lives to Arturo's weight problem!	The_Seer: Never before seen footage of Judge Clarence Thomas in a porno film.	DieselMickeyDolenz: Arturo: "Yes, I'll have two of each, thank you..."
Mr_Grant: Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs was sure he had ordered all the old video tapes destroyed.	The_Seer: Here's a new game: "Guess the Kari Body Part"	Mr_Grant: Candlelight vigil for Victims of Missing Lunch.	Zoogicub: "Cmon, Doc, gimme the mic!" (s'long cappers, i just cant do this to Sliders!)
Mr_Grant: In the design studio of Frank Gehry.	KllyWlls: "I know I put that bacon sandwich somewhere..."	The_Seer: Ned Beatty auditions for the role of Arturo but producers find out that he can't even do the basic leap into the wormhole stunt very well.	Mr_Grant: "Pardon me a moment while I adjust myself..."
Recall317: Bowling with professors! Next on the Game Show Network.	SL4ever: JOC realized he had jumped the shark during the filming of "Stand By Me On Ice."	Recall317: "If I pretend hard enough, this sun I drew will warm me."	Zoogicub: "C'mon, just slit your belly open, I can stay warm in there for 3 days, man!"
Mr_Grant: .oO Chord chord chord chord chord chord / other chord Oo.	Rev: "18-hour bra, my ass! This thing chafes like a mother."	Recall317: [I can't cap while this is on TV. Even if I'm recording it! Later!]	Mr_Grant: She puts the 'boy' in 'tomboy.'
The_Seer: "Judd Hirsch, come out with your hands up!"	Mr_Grant: "Hello? Kim Shimmelpfennig? Hi, I'm calling for a good time-- Hello! HELLO!?!?!? Damn, I really wanted to have a good time."	Blinker: "Me and my buddies Jack and Daniel are bondin'... I'm inputting glyphs, but the gate ain't respondin...'"	SL4ever: "You think I'm hot, don't you? It's the bow tie, isn't it? :-P"
Blinker: The cut Mulder interrogation from Resolutions Pt. 1.	bananaj: *sniff* Is that Old Spice you're wearing?	KllyWlls: Cheeto #39: "Agh! He's coming back!!"	porpoise: The real Timmy Bighands.
SL4ever: "Mom? Can you get your ASS out of my face? I'm trying to eat!"	Mr_Grant: "We're moving from NBC to FOX, pass it on."	bananaj: "Driver-side humans? Nah, I've heard they cause more deaths than they prevent."	Mr_Grant: "A Few Good Men", Screen Test, Marlon Brando and Tom Cruise. "The trufe? You cnnt hndle" *Mr Brando, try it without the sandwich*
Blinker: This guy is to JOC in the Pilot as Clinton is to Cleavant in "The King is Back."	KllyWlls: "Ooooh! Does it make julienne fries?"	teambanzai: No matter how hard she tried to disguise herself, the paparazzi always recognized Rosie O'Donnell when she went out in public.	Mr_Grant: ...30, 31, 32, 33. Thirty-three lines of resolution.
KllyWlls: And if you aren't careful, Connie Chung will be the death of your eyesight too.	Mr_Grant: Untalented man walking!	Tigs: The leading edge where thoughts take shape.	Mr_Grant: Result of a Starfleet transporter accident involving Nancy McKeon and Clint Howard.
DieselMickeyDolenz: Yes, even in this stupid uniform, I look HOT!!!	Mr_Grant: "Stalin Gains Weight", the hilarious new WB comedy.	FlyingDutchman1971: ...and its can't-miss spin-off, "Doogie Hitler, MD."	The_Seer: Where Are They Now: The Stay-Puff Marshmellow Man retired from acting after "Ghostbusters" and is now a "Mr. Mom" in a suburban town in Ohio.
Mr_Grant: Now is NOT the time for Peter Falk impressions.	Tigs: What's so hard about carrying a calculator?	Mr_Grant: Man, that's the biggest graphic equalizer I've ever seen.	KllyWlls: "No matter how good it sounds... do not eat pancakes with syrup of ipecac."
Mr_Grant: "Would you have any Snickers or M&Ms you could loan me? ANY Mars products at all?"	dellyone: JOC: It's called NAN, my term for No Acting Necessary. Hell, I could show anyone to do it. Take for example, my brother Charlie.	KllyWlls: "Mr. Mallory, I am NOT a hiding place!" "But Remmy will never find me here!"	KllyWlls: "Always wear your seatbelt, my boy. ALWAYS."
Mr_Grant: And... the professor seeks out the nearest dining room and sits himself down.	KllyWlls: I Brake For Stop Signs	Zoogicub: New 3D credits! They leap right off your screen!	Recall317: From all of us to all of you, this is Stevie Wonder saying "So long."