"Obsession"





UnReality: Hidden Valley Ranch gets found, and soon a Starbuck's shall be built.


YingYang: "This air smells sponge-worthy."


JEFFROCKY: As her vibra....partner sleeps alongside her...


amycamus: "Our Pintxos special tonight is purple-lipped mussels in an otter-musk, wheat grass broth. Shall I microwave that for you for faster service?"


devildoll: Hmmmmm... odd sign for a public restroom...


JEFFROCKY: "The National Museum of Science. When it comes to the work of Van de Graaf, we've got some really huge balls."


amycamus: Photo essay: Motel 6 Smackdown


FluffykinsMcScruffy: What, Ted Koppel's hairpiece?


YingYang: My favorite scene from The Joy Fuck Club: "Hey, girls, the Pizza Guy forgot his pants! Is that a problem?"


amycamus: "......"


Generik: "You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to observe extreme pain radiating from my shoulder. You have the right..."


devildoll: "It's not even October, Professor. No-one's gonna give you cake and cookies if you go carolling!"


devildoll: "Yes, Mr. Yang, I remember you; and those aren't my panties! They're my sister's."


YingYang: "Grapefruit?"


Generik: "Do I like hairy movies? Well... 'Planet of the Apes' was okay, and I liked 'The Fisher King,' but 'Patch Adams' pretty much sucked."


GlitterRock: "I'm not wearing anything under this flannel. Doesn't that excite you, even a little bit????"


GlitterRock: Rembrandt's profile shot for the never-produced SLIDERS collector coins.


Generik: Two cups you to four cups normal people, hit puree and stand back, baby!


144b: Sandra Bullock in, "Uhh, Do I Still Have A Job?"


sergy: "No, telemarketers are the reason I left my own dimension!"


GlitterRock: "... mmm, what's that? *yawn* No, I will not give you Kari Wuhrer's phone number!!"


Generik: The last time I saw the Golden Gate Bridge and it looked like this, it cost me two dollars and about twelve hours.


Buffoon: Hmmmm.... afterglow.


alexgariepy: Gutterball!

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