"Into the Mystic"

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TremorX: Welcome to Creature Land. Please leave all common sense at the appropriate exits. Nausea may be induced due to camera angles. Pregnant women should not enter.	Blinker: Peckinpah really liked "Into the Mystic"... for the first 30 seconds.	HerAlmightyOracle: "Ewwwwww...wet spot..."	HerAlmightyOracle: What I dream when I've had five Mai Tais and fall asleep listening to "Locomotion."
HerAlmightyOracle: The REALLY Backstreet Boys...	Recall317: Fantasyland... after dark!	HerAlmightyOracle: A shaft and a dickhead.	TremorX: ... will not be shown on Sci-Fi. Rather, we will instead watch archaic, made-for-TV crap from New Zealand and the UK.
DJPirateBaj: New medically approved CRACK tablets! Easily dissolve in water so when those pesky cops storm the house you can get away scot-free!	Recall317: "E-I-E-I-O.... hmmm, must be a farm world..."	MissingSliderRyan: Jerry's hairdresser for all his interviews.	TremorX: "No, it's PAVAROTTI, table of six!" "I'm sorry, sir.. all we have is a reservation for PARAVOTTI, table of six."
Recall317: "Come on, ride the train... ride it... Choo! Choo!"	monkey_butt_yup: "Hey look, it's our careers flying away..."	Recall317: Ralph Nader: the later years.	HerAlmightyOracle: "You get the vaseline, I'll get the go-go boots!" "BREAK!"
HerAlmightyOracle: "Man! Your repressed homosexuality is so old it's a skeleton in the closet!"	Recall317: Henry! Catch the vortex!	DJPirateBaj: Kinda blunt for a Viagra alternative...	HerAlmightyOracle: It's MUFFY THE HENTAI PUPPY!
HerAlmightyOracle: That's what you get for going to SuperCuts...	MissingSliderRyan: NAN face #6: Watching Colin run like a duck.	steele100dot7: "Hi, I'm Peter Fonda..."	MissingSliderRyan: Kid watching The Breeder: "Mommy, what's Maggie doing with that man?"
MissingSliderRyan: What Charlie O'Connell does now: pizza delivery boy.	HerAlmightyOracle: "Whoa, nice closet Mr. Gates..."	TremorX: "Wanna make love?" "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah."	TremorX: "Wanna make love?" "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah."
TremorX: The ghost of Shakespeare decides that Romeo Must Die indeed...	MissingSliderRyan: NAN face #1: Boredom	TyranosaurisRex: "Ladies and gentlemen, right here on our stage, the Osmonds!! Boy, are they ever white!"	TremorX: Steve Buscemi asks, "What ARE they doing down... oh... my... God..."
TremorX: Ribbed, for her pleasure.	HerAlmightyOracle: "Coelacanth! Get your lobes outta the frame!" "Meep meep!"	Loodvig: "So how many Fruit Stripe points did you have to earn to get that sweater?"	HerAlmightyOracle: "Whoa..." "I didn't realize you could do that with cottage cheese and floss..." "uh, huh..."
TremorX: The average screenshot of "Daikatana"?	MissingSliderRyan: "It says here to try the squeaky gate test."	Hinermad: Upper Arlington was such a quiet neighborhood until the Caption This! gangs moved in. Then, drive-by Saturn-ings became more and more common...	MissingSliderRyan: Almost nine solid hours of footage, and this is the sum of Peck's memories of Season Two.