"Mother and Child"

GazHack: "Hogan's Mutants" died a mercifully quick death.	BlakHat1: "Aww, did baby make a Sci-Fi in his pants?"	Mr_Grant: "The Incredible Melting Clint-Howard-Resembling Man"	scaramouche: o/` It's the Brak Show; It's the Brak Show... o/` "Starring me; I'm Brak!"
empressv: "Say Chuck... Since you're my idiot brother in real life, why not play my idiot brother on the show? It'll be a gas!" "Think it'll work?" "Sure!"	Callie21V: Halfway through this episode, I realized that the ceiling offered a more compelling storyline.	Steve_Reeves: "I'm not touching youu! I'm not touching youuuu!" "Mo-om!!!"	AGodlessPaganGirl: "Um, honey, that's not a baby you've swaddled. It's, uh, a green pillow I got you at K-Mart. I didn't think you'd take it this far..."
empressv: "I am the Eggman." "As I am the Walrus. Goo goo g'joob... SIR!"	empressv: Well... no WONDER these guys jump "into the vortex" every week!	tigerbeat: After declaring that "everybody sucks," John McCain sequestered himself from the world and lived out the rest of his days in a bubble.	AllenSmithee: "Damn! My backpack full of beef is smelling all weird for some reason!"
tigerbeat: He used to degrade her by making her perform tongue exercises while he checked out her ass... The loopy side of marital abuse.	sabcat: Remmy's getting the psychological treatment he needs. "MRRFF-- this is helping!"	tigerbeat: Dubya Bush discovered that wearing a penguin suit really broadened his appeal with people who owned bongs.	1DarrenY: *sniff* "Somebody on the phone just said that McCain is a fraud - Oh, it was so horrible! Boo-hoo-hoo!"
Hireling: Eddie Haskell, age 50. oO ( Yeah, mom, whatever. And maybe you won't find your heart pills where you left them... )	Callie21V: "Do not stand in a circle with your friends and worship Happy Fun Ball."	Erik_Dressel: "Awww, he's so cute when he's asleep..."	Erik_Dressel: "...um, and so are you, dear..."