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  colors: Drunken-Astronaut-Cam  Recall317: And you thought "Tomcats" was revolting?  Gunsight_One: My new invention: an ATM for the Incredible Hulk. After snapping his credit cards as he transforms, he can simply withdraw cash with his huge mitts.  Mr_Grant: Shiiiiiiiii...........  Reveille007: "Um... I ordered chocolate, not vanilla..."  amycamus: Tripping the light ho-hum.  Recall317: The Gomez Calhoun story  MissingSliderRyan: Peckinpah's staff is desperate enough to try fishing for ideas in bottles.  Mr_Grant: The Slider prom. Theme: "My Head Will Go On"  Mr_Grant: "I'd like to welcome all our Partners, Associates, and staff to the Price Waterhouse annual Christmas party. Now, who has the Secret Santa  Mr_Grant: = 0.0093933  amycamus: Product of an unspeakable menage a trois between Joyce DeWitt, Bjork, and a howler monkey.  Blinker: Upon sighting a fresh skirt to chase, JOC gets up faster than the eye can perceive.  MissingSliderRyan: "So I have an arm missing. I've done things most men with 2 arms haven't done."  Klackon: Jonathan Taylor Thomas awakes from the wildest night of his life.  Recall317: This party sucks. Time to add a little hydro-chloroform to the festivities...  tin_of_whoopass: Live from the Holiday Inn, Aurora, Illinois, it's Murph and the MagicTones!  Blinker: The director got his start shooting romance novel covers.  Mr_Grant: Any second he's going to rip off his date's face to reveal an alien, then shove a stiletto in the back of her neck...  Recall317: Gillian?  Blinker: These parallel world residents put the "Dim" into "MultiDim."  Recall317: "Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon... hey, are you listening to me?"  Blinker: fridayPRIME™: The fan's resource to Days of Our Lives.  MissingSliderRyan: "Miss Welles, I won't lie to you... You look fat in that jacket."  JAUSTRALIS: "...and if my hair looks this good, just THINK of what the  Callie21V: Ten dollars... times 200 CDs... equals $2,000. [pause] Woo Hoo! Sign me up! MissingSliderRyan: Holy Shit! A world where Cleavant Derricks clones cost under $10. Gotta order me some Crying Men! Recall317: ...Or just steal them for free!  Recall317: The many faces of Jerry: "Concerned."  Callie21V: "Romantic."  Recall317: "Jealous."  Blinker: "Post-Taco Bell Indigestion."  amycamus: The guests were all inside, oblivious. It was Chad's chance to live dangerously. He slipped off his valet jacket, and jumped into the Ford Explorer.  amycamus: "Where's the friggin' 'roll over' command on this stupid thing?..."  Blinker: Peck tries paying homage to Galactica... Unfortunately he can't spell, and the lights end up reading "FUDK OEF."  amycamus: "It's easy. You just put your lips together and bbbitybbitybblblitypfftt..."  JAUSTRALIS: Otis and his three girlfriends -- Calista, Lara Flynn-Boyle, and Kate Moss -- hit the town!  Recall317: William Regal IS Christopher Walken AS Agent #3.  Callie21V: Unnoticed by the others, Henry leaps back into the vortex before it shuts. There, now we know!  JAUSTRALIS: "FREEZE, PUNK! Put your hands in the air, and whatever you do... DON'T DROP THAT DONUT!"  Blinker: Russian suprematist painter Kasimir Malevich's masterpiece, "Bonnie Hammer's Goin' Straight To Hell."  Mr_Grant: Donald Trump, accompanied by his own personal one-man police department (available from Hammecher Schlemmer,  vortex62: The animated version of Henry the Sliding Dog...  rave358802:  Generik: Finalist,  Blinker: NEXT WEEK: "The Gun on Ice Planet Keogh"  Real_Slider: "And now, a Scinema Feature... SLIDERS: Requiem II, The Return of the Wade Double."  amycamus: FIRST they try to steal our nuclear secrets, and THEN they let loose the electronic deer tick! Will they stop at NOTHING?!? |
