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 TremorX: Gillian Anderson's stunt double, now in her OWN series! The X-Treme Files!!!!  TremorX: "Well, I'll be damned... you DO shave your armpits. I'm sorry, I was wrong to call you a  TremorX: "Oh, look! My son and daughter are kissing each other! Isn't that sweet?"  TremorX: That's it? A shirt comes off, an old woman cackles, and that's the end? This show sucked!  DarkOracle: We now welcome you back to "Ambiguous Action Theater"...  Recall317: Even with great games such as "Spirograph," the Atari 7800 failed.  HoneyT: New Campbell's Primordial Soup! It takes you back!  DarkOracle: "Gee, trying to climb stairs in an Escher sketch is hard."  HoneyT: Wilbur lost his eyes in a freak slicing accident many years ago...  vortex62: Works wonders on worm slime too!!!  Blinker: Next on our tour of downtown LA... the billboards promoting CRACK.  Recall317: "I eat worm goo because it accentuates my simian features." - Parker, speaking for Turd o' Worm  Recall317: "Where's the beef? No, no, wait...Clap on! Clap off! ...No, no...I've fallen and I can't...damn, what's my line?"  Recall317: "I want to be shot!" "No, I deserve to die more!"  Blinker: Peck wanted this as the final image of the series. Parker leaps out of the photograph... and we learn that "Quinn Mallory never returned home" aaabbbccc: "I constructed my face out of leftovers from the 'Jurassic Park' model lab."  MissingSliderRyan: "You GOTTA help me. You gotta get all your friends to watch TOMCATS!" "...the hell are you doing?!"  Callie21V: Jamie Lee Curtis' grandmother IN: "Trude Lies"  Ebenezer: Cause I'm a blonde, ya, ya, ya / Cause I'm a blonde, don't ya wish you were me! Recall317: You really don't want to know what I was about to cap...  aaabbbccc: No, granny, that wasn't the clapper you just sat on.  Callie21V: The Fourth Season Machine works its magic on Simon & Simon.  Recall317: It feels like we were just in this cave... oh yeah, LAST EPISODE.  Recall317: Great, even the bumper clips have gone T&A... Blinker: "Do you see a critically injured lamp, or a horse?"  UpSky2: "Let's hide from the sun behind this rock. Maybe it won't see us." beckett: "Jam one up your ass today!"  aaabbbccc: "Dammit, I accidentally dropped acid again."  beckett: First Prize winner at the Texas Style Chili Cookoff.  Callie21V: The "No Planning Necessary" method of cave detonation gives a new meaning to "Jerry-rigging."  adsinfinitum: And on some days, you can see the moon while it's still light...  datalore: "You seem to have an unnatural lightening of skin pigmentation around the right eye." "Isn't that just the light?" "Oh. Yeah." Blinker: "What do you mean, I shouldn't have cannibalized the timer to build the bomb... oh, I get it now! Whoops."  Recall317: Looks like Laurie went to see Kari's favorite surgeon...  rickubis: "I'm telling you, the only way we're ever going to kill Godzilla is with that radioactive enema."  Recall317: Peckinpah got a Sliders episode, and Tool got a video out of it! |
