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 The_Enigma: "Bill Nye the science guy here on location. Did you know the black hole is located on the MOOOOOOOOONNN--" *Thwunking sound of getting sucked in*  Gnasche: Billy had travelled over 200 miles to spawn in the same place as his birth.  amycamus: "Honey, maybe you're just not cut out to be a farmer. Are you SURE you can get milk outta that thing?"  MasterTorgo: "I think you're neat!" "I like how keen you are!"  The_Enigma: "Hey, I saw this truck first!" "No way, I was soo here!" When Hitchhikers Collide.  8thSamurai: "Wow, lots of carbon scoring here, you seen a lot of action?"  The_Enigma: "Listen, JTT, you're yesterday's Teen Bop news."  Thibodeau: "Excuse me, ma'am, but I was wondering if you could go breast-feed your llama somewhere else. People are trying to eat, here."  cyoungdahl: "Yes, my father was Dr. Zaius. Why do you ask?"  Cheerio: "Eh... what's up doc?"  Gnasche: "I don't care if it IS shaped like the Sears Tower, it's still cranberry sauce, and I'm not going to eat it."  The_Enigma: "I pity da foo' dat captions me!"  bugwbaldwin: "But Kim, you MUST marry Alec. The broads Stephen brings home are tainting the gene pool."  trinitylovesneo: "Are you ticklish? Well let's find out, shall we?"  The_Enigma: "I don't think the green afro look is you."  Slider_Sarah: "Now why can't my timer look that cool?"  144b: The world's largest Salisbury steak!!  1600: Time out! I'm the same screengrab that 1600 got over the weekend! Where the hell did I come from?  Dragonstud: [Pop up menu] Accelerate / Crash the truck now / Stop the entire show  zaphod555: "OOOooooh, blue light special on Toilet Duck!"  Loodvig: "Don't eat..... the brown acid...... girl scout cookies...."  Himeko: "The ultimate meeting of the KKK vs. The Union for African-American rights!"  Himeko: "I checked, Scully, no plot in here."  threeamigos: Although sea turtles travel inland to bury their eggs, Matt was discouraged to find that it didn't quite work the same way for humans...  cscott: "Look! It's the NBC Mystery Mov--" <thwack!> <thwack!> "...sorry..."  cscott: "And you're sure when you rotate the film it'll look as though I'm climbing a wall?"  AllenSmithee: Guinness eventually retired the "lit fart distance" category due to safety concerns.  Callie21V: David "Bruce" Colin IS the Incredulous Hulk. When he gets angry... the Whup-Ass starts flyin'. |
