"The King Is Back"

amycamus: Warning: Protected Area.	Raven__: Judge Ito addresses the jury: "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE, *%#*ING MORONS?!! [ahem] Five minute recess, please."	kwagner: "And did you or did you not then eject Mr. Brown onto the plaintiff, causing irreversible damage to his spine?"	anti_hero: Downside of a mime girlfriend: This is how she gives hand-jobs.
anti_hero: "That David Arquette is SOOOO funny! I wish he was here right now to help me with this phone call."	anti_hero: The new Gerber baby	amycamus: Neighbors watch in disbelief as Ed McMahon delivers the Publishers' Clearinghouse prize money to the 108 year old with 75 cats.	Agrijag: Take off that shirt -- he thinks you're a candy!!!
Mr_Grant: A Streetcar Named Lardass: "Crisco! CRIIIIIIIISSCOOOOOOO!"	Mr_Grant: "Now I'm jus' a simple country lawyah..."	Agrijag: "You say this is a 3 hour flight, eh? Why does that sound so familiar?"	Agrijag: Live Tonight!! Ray Parker Jr. will be stabbed in the back while he's singing! Don't miss it!
Caramel: David Alan Grier IS Gary Coleman AS Richard Pryor IN "The Eddie Murphy Story!"	Caramel: Little Richard finally realizes that horrible BO stench he's been smelling is from his new cape, purchased at the Liberace auction at Sotheby's.	amycamus: "No, mommy, no! I wanted a pink Huffy, with tassles on the handlebars and a fur seat! I HATE Christmas!"	rave358802: "E.T. phone home..."
yesacs: He's singing so bad, he put himself to sleep.	tedj: "I don't know about you guys, but I don't appreciate some fat old white with no pants coming in here and holding his coat open!"	tedj: "Uh-huh, Ah'm pasty as ah wanna be, thas right, Yo!"	Loodvig: "SAFE!"