|  | With thanks (and apologies) to Image selected by HurriKain. |
| Vigeant | • | On her way to DrescherCon 2002. |
| Blinker | • | |
| SL4Beaver | • | "And then I do my 'Beaver Hop' and men go wild! Now you try it." |
| DieselMickeyDolenz | • | Demonstrating the latest in breast augmentation technology, Kari exclaims, "When I stand like this, they retract completely!" |
| SL4ever | • | Teri Hatcher demonstrates her favorite sexual position: "Stand under the kitchen table, lift it up, and enjoy." |
| Blinker | • | "I'm in pizza midriff paradise!" |
| HenryTheWonderDog | • | Kari flunked out of mime school because she could never remember to keep her head under the box lid. |
| PFKAS | • | "I'm not lying! When he exploded he buried me up to HERE!!" |
| SweetMonkeyWench | • | Just my opinion, but if you're gonna pay for boobs you should at least get your money's worth. |
| Vigeant | • | "Wow, look at those gas prices!" |
| SpiderMonkeeDolenz | • | Kari's raising the roof after being informed that she's been chosen "Cheap Thrill of the Week" in the latest edition of "Soft Core Monthly." |
| Blinker | • | Scene from "Sliderman": "Danger! Danger, Mr. Smith!" |
| The_Seer | • | "I just LOVE being frisked at airports! Man, woman, doesn't matter to me! Frisk away! |
But the last laugh goes to Kari's webmaster, renew... | ||
| renew | • | "No way am I appearing in the road tour version of The Full Monty!" |
