|  | With thanks (and apologies) to Image selected by HurriKain. |
| The_Seer | • | "HEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S KARI!" |
| MissingSliderRyan | • | "What do you mean, the bathroom is out of order?!?" |
| Blinker | • | KARI: "'Ooh, look at me, I'm a helpless little goody-two-shoes!' And then to play Maggie, I switch to holding that camouflage-covered handbag..." DAMRON: "On second thought, I think we'll stick with the fishbowl idea." |
| ColinMallory | • | "Hey, maybe the clerk was right about my feet being too big for these shoes..." |
| MissingSliderRyan | • | On the next Sliders: a world where feminine hygiene products were never invented. |
| ColinMallory | • | "I wasn't doing anything officer, HONEST!" |
| Blinker | • | Lenny follows up the plastic surgery that left him unable to stop smiling with a second operation... |
| The_Seer | • | "You mean this old thing? Well I stole it ... I mean, borrowed it ... from one of my old Sliders co-stars." |
| MissingSliderRyan | • | NAN face #234: "Caught in the act of causing the toilet to overflow with the evidence flowing around your feet." |
| ColinMallory | • | "YOU WANT A SMILE? HUH! FINE! HERE'S YOUR DAMN SMILE!" |
| Blinker | • | The Wuhrer Corollary to the Theiss Titillation Theory: if you really want to convince them that the dress could come off at any moment, put it on Kari. |
| HurriKain | • | When "Behind the Music" continues, Kari sees her album fall flat... Music critic HurriKain: My cat can sing better than this b****! ...and retreats to her occupation of "lady of the night." |
| MissingSliderRyan | • | "Best Dressed List? But I'm best undressed!" |
| The_Seer | • | "Sliders? Sorry, you must have me confused with someone else. I've never even heard of that show." |
| ColinMallory | • | "Oh no, my dress ripped. Maybe if I lean against this wall, no one will notice..." |
| MissingSliderRyan | • | "Jerry said that we're dating each other!" |
| Blinker | • | And then, one day, Odo met someone who could outdo him at the Cardassian Neck Trick... |
| The_Seer | • | "Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have worn a dress 5 sizes too small!" |
| MissingSliderRyan | • | "I swear I quit smoking cigarettes... uh... that's not mine on the ground... I use cigars." |
| Blinker | • | Kari promotes her new publishing venture, Stuff Magazine: "It talks about the everyday stuff that people have to deal with every day. You know, like stuff, and stuff." |
| DieselMickeyDolenz | • | LOS ANGELES (AP) - Former Sliders bimbo, Kari Wuhrer, was electrocuted tonight outside the glitzy Hollywood nightspot, The Abattoir. Ms. Wuhrer received a severe electrical shock while walking across a storm grate as she staggered her way out of the club. Following the shock, she could be overheard saying, "damn! I knew I should've disconnected the batteries before going out in public!" A hazardous materials team had to be dispatched to retrieve the offending sex toy before Ms. Wuhrer could be transported to a nearby hospital. She is reported to be in stable condition and is immensely enjoying "Male Nurse Night." |
