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 SunSinner: "...so, that's what happened when you poked the headcheese and it slapped you back? Well, you should've known better."  cscott: "Yeah! Go Kromaggs!... Wooooo!... oh... wait a minute..."  cambria36: This go-round ain't so merry.  amycamus:"No, no! You're not listening! This came OUTTA me!"  cambria36: It's a Stealth Twinkie. Go figure.  Slider_Sarah: Looks like the school play ain't going so well... "Turn the spotlight off!!"  cambria36: Helen Keller's memories of Manhattan.  LuvBJones: "This needs coating AND soothing!"  cambria36: The universe is beginning to seltzerize. Here's proof.  Generik: "Yes, Bobby, they let me walk right through the airport and board the plane. No, I didn't get to keep the dope."  Slider_Sarah: When Big Bens Attack... next on FOX!  Buffoon: The latest technology in Jello Shots.  LuvBJones: "You'll have to excuse the yard... beagle, you know."  Generik: Rent-A-Toaster, available for parties, dinners, award ceremonies, whatever. From the same folks who brought you Satan's Dinner Hosting.  LuvBJones: So the Kromaggs enslaved everyone but Ed Wood?  amycamus: "Ziggy Marley! Queen Mum! WELCOME!"  TemporalFlux: "Good heavens, Mr. Mallory... we've slid into Chuck E. Cheese's!"  Slider_Sarah: Mmmmmm, birthday cake... whoa, this person must be OLD!  SunSinner: "Plucking out Pinhead's nails isn't going to change the fact that there are no such things as 'Knottsberries' in Buena Park, Prof." "I know, but it helps."  LongLiveRock: This week's episode, "Fastastic Voyage Into The Belly Button"  SunSinner: I remember when Bootsy Collins used to give good shows...now, they're just kinda embarrassing.  amycamus: Artist's rendition of, uh, England.  TemporalFlux: "Even you can see the difference that is made when one stops thinking about the plot problems in Sliders."  LuvBJones: But it doesn't have Bruce Willis blowin' up crap, so I probably won't see it.  UnReality: When zombies hit the minature golf course, things really got bad.  Generik: Welcome to another episode of "Luciano Pavarotti: Private Dick!"  Generik: "Man, you guys shoulda seen that Bruce Willis blowin' up crap movie last night! It was like, totally BITCHIN'!!"  TemporalFlux: "Yeees, Mr. Mallory...I just took this from the prop bin while no one was looking. It's easy!"  Generik: "This just in: Madonna's diaphragm spotted over Kankakee, Illinois late this afternoon... film at 11..."  Kobra_Kai: "After the Polite Yet Non-Heartfelt Laughter - The Sad, Sad Life of the Cast of Mr. Belvedere."  TemporalFlux: Johnny asked for a car when he was 16 and his Dad said "No dice". So Johnny went and bought some...  UnReality: "Is this your small intestine?"  Generik: Special treat today for the epileptics among you!  TemporalFlux: Evil Lookin' Eyes...I choose you! Pissed off stare attack...NOW!  LuvBJones: "Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but..."  LuvBJones: "I saw a bright light... and at the end of it was Grady from Sanford and Son..."  Generik: "Hiya, cappers. Ol' Uncle Griz here. Doooo ya wanna see a monkey? Huh? Do ya?"  amycamus: "Would you take off that clown wig and come TALK to me a second?"  Slider_Sarah: "Now where did I put my 'get out of jail free' card?"  Generik: I Have No Mouth and I Must Sing The Blues.  LuvBJones: .oO ( I don't need  TemporalFlux: With one of the Village People found... Peavy continued his quest to collect all five. Next... the Indian.  amycamus: Unfortunately, Dave from 2001: A Space Odyssey decided to travel through the monolith on New Year's Eve, and was battered by calendar pages the whole way.  Tigs: "You want me to touch WHAT?!?!?"  LuvBJones: The Naked Ewok  Tigs: "Sure, oh powerful ninja."  anti_hero: The UFO with a screen door.  LuvBJones: <gasp> His left eyebrow just challenged his right eyebrow to a duel!  Generik: "Dibs!" "Dibs!" "I called first!" "You can have her car keys." "See if she's got any dope!"  FryGirl: "And now back to corpse bowling on ESPN-2."  TemporalFlux: "And when I stand like this, I look like the Quaker Oat Man!"  YukiPenguin: The People's Skinhead Leather Fetishist Army of Montana makes ready for battle.  Mr_Grant: Symbol Recognition Test: The one on the right = STOP, the one on the left... Kiss your own butt?  anti_hero: Suspense! WILL we ever find out the volume of the cube?!  Generik: Video from They Might Be Brandos' "Make a Little Teahouse of the August Moon in Your Seoul."  TemporalFlux: Unfortunately, Alan Barnette had to be retired after years of producing executives. His glands had just worn out... |
